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Song Parodies -> "If I Fire (At You Saddam)"

Original Song Title:

"If I Fell"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"If I Fire (At You Saddam)"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

If I promised you a war
Would you lie just like before
Please help me understand
'Cause diplomacy before
In your game was nothing more
Than just hide in sand

If I launched missiles at you
I must be sure from the very start
That we get you and your two sons

If I shoot at you, don't try
To run and hide
Because there's no point, just see
We'll break your pride and power
'Cause your gonna feel some pain
And I would be sad if the coalition was in vain

So I hope on CNN
We'll watch and cheer when
Ol' Saddam does cry
When he learns that it's true
That he's in for lots of pain
And I would be glad if on Hussein hell did rain

So I hope you see that I
Will Shock and Awe you
And that you will die
These words they will ring true

If I fire missiles at you

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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Yoness - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Great Beatles parody (There should be a separate website just for these). Stands out from the pile of Iraq songs lately.
Pippin - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Yoness - appreciate it !
mandamoo - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Another well thought out parody !
Robert J. Pagliaro - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done.

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