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Song Parodies -> "I Feel Blind"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Fine"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Feel Blind"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Stevie's sight's denied, you know
Rodriguez can't read signs, you know
I guess though
They get on just fine despite being blind

Ludwig did just fine, you know
With symph'ny number nine, you know
Hang on though!
"Beethoven was deaf", thinks I, "but not blind"

They weren't mad "bout oculars all furled
It's so rad, they've conquer-ed the world
I thought maybe that it stinks, you know
To spy not anything, you know
I guess though
With Rorschach inkblots they'd be in a bind

Braill-y text reads fine, you know
Dark glasses wall their minds, you know
White canes? NO!
They don't need no sticks to walk in straight lines

It's too bad they've seen none of the world
These two lads (and Keller for the girls)
Can't see babies, thighs and swings and snow
Or fire-y flies with wings aglow
Or talk shows
Maybe that's a blessing wrapped in disguise
Fate has smited thee, and sight's ill-defined

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mandamoo - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Well you two definitely haven't lost sight of what makes a great parody, during your hiatus! Love it !
stuart mcarthur - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
welcome back M and P - nice work as usual - 555
Paul Robinson - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, like the convict in jail doing a "life" sentence said when his old cell-mate came back to the share the same cell after again a new conviction, "It's good to see your back again"...Nice parody...5's ~ ~ ~
MasonR - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is outa sight! 555
Royce Miller - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad to see a parody from you.
Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Where the hell have you two hobbits been? Fine return parody. 555
Rick C - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad I took a look....555
malcolm higgins - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
the only reason I couldn't really see this parody right because I had tears streaming down my face with laughter. 5-5-5 welcome back hobbits
alvin rhodes - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...5s
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
555, thank goodness for the download music site. Very good job on this parody.
Red Ant - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent parody of this OS, one I haven't seen parodied in a while.
AFW - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
In a top notch...fives
Adagio - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Welcome back! Love the song...you all still got the parody magic! 5's
Peregrin - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow! Thanks everybody. I know it has been a long time for M&P - this is what I posted on the board yesterday:

It's been a while

Peregrin has been extremely busy with work, then Meriadoc took a month's holidays and didn't take the PC along (grin) and then Peregrin went on holidays and recently Meriadoc has suffered some further misfortune...

(and that may necessitate further sparseness or absences for a while yet)...

This parody was sitting mostly done. It was rushed out because of the recent news article about Stevie Wonder possibly having an operation and regaining his sight! Stevie was trying to make our parody redundant (ha ha)

Once again, thank you for your nice comments. Good to see the One Guy still exists (grooooan)
Phil Alexander - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi again M&P - best wishes to Merry, hope that it's nothing too serious. Interesting idea for the parody, too. If Stevie W's operation is successful, will you run with a sequel: "I've had surgery, you know/and now that I can see, you know, it's dead good.. Now I've had the op and I see fine" (or somesuch)
carol - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I have only one comment: Outstanding!! 5's

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