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Song Parodies -> "Uncle Sam"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Uncle Sam"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Let me tell you how it will be
There's bombs for you, world peace for me
'Cos I'm Uncle Sam
Yeah, I'm Uncle Sam
Should Shock and Awe appear too small
Be thankful that Big Boy don't fall
'Cos I'm Uncle Sam
Yeah, I'm Uncle Sam

We'll drive our tanks right up your street
And when Saddam Hussein we meet
I tell you now he'll feel the heat
We'll string him up right by his feet
Uncle Sam

'Cos I'm Uncle Sam
Yeah, I'm Uncle Sam
Don't ask me what I did it for
(Uh-uh Mister Dubya)
Or I will make you pay some more
(Uh-uh Mister Blair)
'Cos I'm Uncle Sam
Yeah, I'm Uncle Sam

Now my advice for those who die
Don't think that you will go up high
'Cos I'm Uncle Sam
Yeah, I'm Uncle Sam
And He's working for no one but me
Uncle Sam

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Stray Pooch - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! I gotta say, I'm not too thrilled with the POV in this one, but it cracked me up anyway - especially that last line kicker - brilliant!!! Great Job!!
Pippin - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi Stray Pooch - as I said in reply to another of the parodies I co-wrote - parodies to me are just that - I have no particular leaning one way or the other politically - to me, everyone is fair game ! I enjoyed writing the last line too ! I'm going down for that one, I just know it ! Myco-author had to capatilize it for me - I am an infidel when it comes to such things (I am told) !

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