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Song Parodies -> "Butt Man"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Butt Man"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

If the truth be known, I'm a "Face Man". I wrote this a long time ago, and it's time to either post it or throw it.
There is one thing I love to view
It's that big crack and two cheeks on you
Cause I'm a butt man
Yeah, I'm a butt man

I love them if they're big or small
On girls that may be short or tall
Cause I'm a butt man
Yeah, I'm a butt man

If you're in a bar, I'll watch your seat
When you go to sit, I get in heat
If you're young or old, I'll act discreet
When you shake that walk, I'll wax the meat

Butt man!

Don't ask me if I ever score
I'm butt-ugly but I'm not poor
Yes, I'm a butt man
Yeah, a butt man

Now my advice for other guys
Wear real dark shades to hide your eyes
And be a butt man
Yeah, a butt man

For just looking is always for free

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Royce Miller - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, oh sure, you're a face man.....
Rick C - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This "cracked" me up! 555
Agrimorfee - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm a Leg Man first, but anyway...555
Kristof Robertson - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"Wear real dark shades to hide your eyes"...so that's what I've been doing wrong; d'oh! ;-) 555
Larry Hensley - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, 5s
John Barry - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
The "wax" verse was great. Good all around. 5s
Rex - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I hereby assign to you the title of Rear Admiral.
Johnny D - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You're such a ham.

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