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Song Parodies -> "I Kill"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Kill"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Wrote this around the time of the O.J. trial. Can you tell?
Who knows how long I've done this?
It gives me such a thrill
I just follow folks at random
When I get the chance, I kill

Most people never see me
I'm such an average guy
When they get a real good gander
It's just moments 'fore they die

Out there forever any weather
Lurking outside your door
Ready whenever knives to sever
Ready to kill some more

And when at last it's your turn
Your blood will soak the ground
It's so easy to get near you
Scream out loud, no one will hear you
For I do it to cause fear around me
Ahh you know, I kill
I kill...
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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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alvin rhodes - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
you kill ME...i WILL give you 5s
Peregrin - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job on a little known song outside of Beatles fanatics!
Rick D - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
There is a trivia question I love regarding the orignal "I Will". Who plays bass on it? Trick answer : No one. Paul sang the bassline.

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