Desmond has a wife that really loves to talk
Blabs for many hours on the phone
Always with her mommy going for a walk
Telling her everything that happens in her home

Oh-blah-dee Oh-blah-da
Wife goes on Blah
Blah blah how the wife goes on

Molly goes to mommy when they have a fight
They agree that all men are big slobs
Only think of one thing when they're home at night
And the only thing they're good for is their jobs

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With a couple of beers they have built a home with pride
With a couple of kids and the relatives
On Molly and Momma's side

Happy ever after is now Desmond Jones
Now that he has gotten out of there
Has another woman who makes laughs and moans
And whose hiney doesn't have an ingrown hair

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