Pac bell- you smell
Take your business throw it in a well
Pacific bell

Ma bell- you fell
When you split all you could think was sell
Profit and sell

I loathe you, I loathe you, I loathe you
You send me bills to pay
They just won't go away
Until competition builds a
Satellite dish array

Pac Bell- You smell
Why do all employees love to tell
Stories from hell

I loathe you, I loathe you, I loathe you
Your advertisements stink
Your management can't think
You're a company that's going to be
Washed right down the sink

I hate you-oo-ooo.....