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Song Parodies -> "Red Onion"

Original Song Title:

"Glass Onion"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Red Onion"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since I mocked all the Beatle' songs several years ago, I thought I'd add them to the HUGE number that's already here. Maybe there's a few that haven't been done yet
I went to make a strawbery daquiri
For some old geezer who worked down at the factory
Cause there's no other place he can go
Where drinks freely flow
Opened up a bag of corn chips
Watching all the guys come in
Working at the Red Onion

I poured another long island tea, man
You know those guys were gross as can be, man
And I'm the one who told them no more
I showed them the door
Staggering out to the car lot
Waiting for the cops to pull in
Working at the Red Onion

Oh yeah....

I told you 'bout this drunk in the place
I tell you man, he fell on his face
His wallet holds ten dollars for me
No place to be
Calling a cab in at midnight
Trying to get away from this joint
Working at the Red Onion

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Paul Robinson - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty clever number here, Rick. surprised it had only two votes before my new "5-5-5" wiped them out - and no comments?? Well, here's one. Just about to post a "Glass Onion" parody and wanted to make sure it was a fresh onion, not one of those miserable "re-constituted" or dehydrated ones.

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