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Song Parodies -> "Illegal Submachine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Illegal Submachine"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since I mocked all the Beatle' songs several years ago, I thought I'd add them to the HUGE number that's already here. Maybe there's a few that haven't been done yet
In the town where I grew up
People lived without a gun
And they left their doors unlocked
Weren't afraid of anyone

Something failed over the years
Many criminals sought the green
And they knew the law was lax
So they purchased a submachine

We all have an illegal submachine
Illegal submachine
Illegal submachine
We all have an illegal submachine
Illegal submachine
Illegal submachine

And the law is running scared
Many citizens just can't compete
For the N.R.A is strong
They protect the submachine

As we hide behind the shades
Everyone of us too scared to leave
You can open up the screen
If you purchase a submachine

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Guy - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
If you purchase a submachine

So true for when we outlaw guns only the outlaws will have them. Nice song and an original idea. Worthy of 5s.
Adagio - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one! I really didn't know that you had all the Beatles songs here til I read the comments. Since I know a lot of them, I'll go through them. Thanks for putting these out!
Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't currently own a gun. But if I want or need one, I want the right to buy and own one. Good job, RD.

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