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Song Parodies -> "Old Brown Doo"

Original Song Title:

"Old Brown Shoe"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Old Brown Doo"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since I mocked all the Beatle' songs several years ago, I thought I'd add them to the HUGE number that's already here. Maybe there's a few that haven't been done yet
I have a lawn that's green
I feel that it is a homeowner must
But every morning now
I go out and to my disgust

I'm stepping on this old brown doo
Guess it's from a Cockapoo
I'm not glad I'm cleaning
My shoes, it's demeaning
I'm telling you

I'm gonna get some spray
To try to get those mutts to refrain
But I see next day
That some old critter's gone again

No escaping from that doo
Now today there's been a few
I'm so mad I'm yelling
That my grass is smelling
But I'm not through

I may throw up if this goes on long
It's ruining my nicely mowed lawn
I'll go and buy a twelve gauge shotgun
I'l stay up late and who knows baby?
He may come to me....

Well I bagged me one
I caught the bugger in mid-squat
And now my neighbor's mad
Because his stupid pooch I shot

Now my grass has been trampled today
By members of the S.P.C.A.
They say it's a sin here
There's no way to win here
I'm telling you

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Le Ra'akone - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for your I'll comment on yours.....I like it! Now, some of my Beatles parodies should be up with the next update........but I must wish you good luck in your quest to parody EVERY Beatles' song! ~Ra'akone
Leah Lockhart - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Hee hee... we're on the same page here. I also made a reference about people, especially in SF, making a fuss about dog owner's rights all the time (get a clue, move out of the city). Yet, I so often see dog owners doing stupid things, and many a time I have come back from GG Park with a little brown surprise! I hate that sh**! ;-)

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