-> "Old Brown Doo"
Original Song Title:
"Old Brown Shoe"
Parody Song Title:
"Old Brown Doo"
The Lyrics
I have a lawn that's green
I feel that it is a homeowner must
But every morning now
I go out and to my disgust
I'm stepping on this old brown doo
Guess it's from a Cockapoo
I'm not glad I'm cleaning
My shoes, it's demeaning
I'm telling you
I'm gonna get some spray
To try to get those mutts to refrain
But I see next day
That some old critter's gone again
No escaping from that doo
Now today there's been a few
I'm so mad I'm yelling
That my grass is smelling
But I'm not through
I may throw up if this goes on long
It's ruining my nicely mowed lawn
I'll go and buy a twelve gauge shotgun
I'l stay up late and who knows baby?
He may come to me....
Well I bagged me one
I caught the bugger in mid-squat
And now my neighbor's mad
Because his stupid pooch I shot
Now my grass has been trampled today
By members of the S.P.C.A.
They say it's a sin here
There's no way to win here
I'm telling you
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