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Song Parodies -> "Alliteration"

Original Song Title:

"Good Vibrations"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Alliteration"

Parody Written by:

Leo Jay

The Lyrics

I... I'm fond of phonics that float on air
And the way they waft like weightless women's wear
I'm... celebrating the simple sound
Of persistent and percussive pleasant pounds

...I'm lovin' alliteration...
...It's givin' me great gyrations... (a... 'lit-'lit, 'lit-er-a-tion...)
...I'm jumpin' in jubilation...('lit'lit 'lit-er-a-tion)
...linguistical levitation... ('lit'lit 'lit-er-a-tion)
...I'm filled with a fascination... ('lit'lit 'lit-er-a-tion)
...For verbalized validation... ('lit'lit 'lit-er-a-tion)
...Exacting an education... ('lit'lit 'lit-er-a-tion)
...While workin' at my workstation... ('lit'lit 'lit-er-a-tion)

Sen-ten-ces... with certain simple sounds
That repeat and really roll around,
Sig-...nal ci-vi-li-ty...
And phonetic focus frequently is found

...A tin-kle of ti-til-la-tion...
...Al-lit-er-al lu-bri-ca-tion...
...Syn-tac-ti-cal sa-li-va-tion...
...For fon-dl-ing firm pho-na-tions...

...Pho-net-i-cal fi-bril-la-tion...
...Rhe-to-ri-cal re-ve-la-tions...
...Lin-guis-ti-cal le-vi-ta-tion...
...It's ex-cel-lent ex-ci-ta-tion...

[irritating instrumental interlude]

... take the time to tra-vel to... Tai-wan or Ti-bet or Tex-as...
... and al-lit-er-a-tion... will flow forth -- the feel's infectious...

'lit... 'lit... 'lit... 'literation... (Al-lit-er-al lu-bri-ca-tion...)
'lit... 'lit... 'lit... 'literation... (Syn-tac-ti-cal sa-li-va-tion...)

[...la-la-la-la-la...la-la-la...]
[...la-la-la-la-la...la-la-la...]
[...la-la-la-la-la...la-la-la...]

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Rick D - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Laughingly lovely. A cohesive cacophony. Witty wordplay
John Barry - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Great series you've got going. How about epistrophe, anaphora, assonance, litotes, synecdoche, etc.
Charlie Decker - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Bloody brilliant! 5s
Arwen - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This is FABulous, Leo!!! The chorus is my FAVORITE!!! Love Love Love it!!!
Rex - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Witty wordplay!
Michael Pacholek - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
William Safire would approve. The former New York Times columnist got his start writing speeches for President Nixon and Vice President Agnew. He came up with "the nattering nabobs of negativism," "the professional pessimists," "the troubadours of trouble," and "the 4-H Club, the Hopeless, Hypocritical Hypochondriacs of History." He may also have been the first to use the phrase "the prophets of gloom and doom," which only rhymes rather than alliterates. I suspect, since Safire is Jewish, it was the Catholic Pat Buchanan, also a Nixon-Agnew speechwriter-turned-columnist Pat Buchanan who came up with "the vicars of vacillation."
MasonR - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I pronounce this excellent!
Johnny D - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Cough. Wheeze. Urp. That was the sound of amazement. 555.
alvin rhodes - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
fully fitting i fling ya fives, fella
Ashkicksass - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn you, Rick D for stealing my comment!
Rick D - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I knew everyone would be doing it, (see Rex's comment) so I snuck in there quick. You have plenty of thunder, Ash. We can steal a little.
Dee Range - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
An Austrian Army, artfully arrayed, boldly by battery beseiged Belgrade.....a poem I memorized in the 5th grade, which taught me the power of alliteration, which is displayed magnificently here. Superb. Extreme high 5's
b-dan - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
u guy r such fag u
R. Iyer - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I would like to see the full poem which begins with: "An Austrian army artfully arrayed Boldly by battery beseiged Belgrade" I have been searching for this for some time and this is the only link I have come across. If anyone can lead me to the full version, I will be greatly obliged.
poop - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
SICKK DUDE THIS WAS TOTALLY AWESOME MANN
The Real Tony - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Meh. Cute, but vastly overrated.

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