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Song Parodies -> "Old Folks Home"

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Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Old Folks Home"

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The Lyrics

Viagra, In Florida- Gotta see my docta
Old timers, Alzheimer's- driving take your timers
Arthritis, bronchitis- yougens just can bite us
In Florida

Live the life of ease
In a place called Old Folks Home
That's where you gotta go. Why? You can't recall

Geezers in their beds
Watching soaps cause you think they're grand
They'll be putting on gloves
To the rhythm of the 20's Big Band
Down in Old Folks Home

My bladder is flatter- But it doesn't matter
Need depends got the bends- Pretty crappy weekends
Called lazy, mind's hazy- Why's my doctor crazy?

Ooo I gotta take you down to Old Folks Home
My bladder's faster
But my body's slow
That's why I gotta go
Down to the bathroom dome

I'm antique with really poor physique

We'll go out and see
We all are perfect old history
By and by we'll deny our pelvic cavity

Around 2 delight
War tales and yogurt bites
That dazed off look that they spy
Give me a medical contact eye
Way down in Old Folks Home

Adventures for dentures- Prune juice lovin quenchers
Pill takers, back achers- Most as old as Quakers
Oatmeal get real- Prunes are quite a meal
Why don't we go down to Old Folks Home?

A snails faster than
These old poor bones
That's where we gotta go
Down to the Old Folks Home

Want some grits that's what my doc permits

(Old geezer pulls out false teeth and plays the saxophone solo)

Every oldie knows
A little place like Old Folks Home
Now that you gotta go
Nurses take care of it all
Down in that Old Folks Home

My ointment, old news print- At my doc's appointment
Chess players, throat sprayers- Complain "bout your neighbors
Old sneezes, diseases- Wearing only fleeces down in

I gotta take you down to Old Folks Home
We'll leave here fast
But we'll drive there slow
That's where you gotta go
Way down in Old Folks Home

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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mrs critic - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
What happened to the comment my husband made earlier?????
Matthias - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Must be old age memory problems.
Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I just saw the Golden Girls. Dorothy thought this was poorly paced. Blanche thought there wasn't enough sex in it. And Rose said it was too complicated.
Poopie - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I love this parody so much... and it's one of my favourite 80's OSes too. Perfect 5,5,5!

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