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Song Parodies -> "Rum, Rum, Rum"

Original Song Title:

"Fun, Fun, Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Rum, Rum, Rum"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Well he's got his rival's ship
And he's crusin' around the sea ports now
Seems he forgot all about the curse
That killed Bootstrap Bill now
And with the ship's cannons blasting
Goes sailing just as fast as he can now

And he'll drink rum, rum, rum
Till his rival takes the Pearl away
(Rum, rum, rum till his rival takes the Pearl away)

Well the land lubbers can't stand him
'cause he walks, looks, and talks like a drunk now
(You walk like a drunk now, you walk like a drunk)
He makes caputuring the ship look just like a tourist trip now
(You look like a drunk now, you look like a drunk)
A lotta pirates try to kill him
But he leads them to Legolass now
(You talk like a drunk now, you talk like a drunk)

And he'll drink rum, rum, rum
Till his rival takes the Pearl away
(Rum, rum, rum till his rival takes the Pearl away)

Well you knew all along
That Barbossa was getting wise to you now
(You should of just died now, you should of just died)
The curse is even on the monkeys
You've been thinking that you life is all through now
(You should of just died now, you should of just died)

But you made it all along you see
'Cause you found another ship now
(That rum leaves you fried, that rum leaves you fried)

And we'll drink rum, rum, rum till Barbossa takes the Pearl away
Rum, rum, rum till Barbossa takes the Pearl away
And we'll drink rum, rum, rum till Lizzie burns it away
Rum, rum, rum till Lizzie burns it away
Rum, rum, rum that we'll drink all day
Rum, rum, rum that we'll drink all day
Rum, rum, rum that we'll drink all day
Rum, rum, rum that we'll drink all day
Rum, rum, rum that we'll drink all day

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
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 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
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 4   0
 0
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 5   2
 2
 2
 

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... - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, funny, funny, that I'm gonna give a 5-5-5 score.
Johnny D - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRH! ARRH! ARRH! ARRH! ARRH!
Arwen - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm trying really hard to love this...because I love Captain Jack Sparrow SOOO much...but I keep getting stuck on pacing. I've got to drag my Beach Boys CDs out and take a listen...right now I'm in ABBA mode, so I'm sure it's my own fault...I'll be back...=)
John Barry - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever aquatic pairing: beach boys and pirates. Haven't seen the movie and I haven't see the "Boys" in 3X5 years or more.
Adagio - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
"Arwen - says -------------------------------------------------------------------------­------- I'm trying really hard to love this...because I love Captain Jack Sparrow SOOO much...but I keep getting stuck on pacing. I've got to drag my Beach Boys CDs out and take a listen...right now I'm in ABBA mode, so I'm sure it's my own fault...I'll be back...=)"

It's not just you Arwen...I'm stuck on the pacing and saw all those 5's for pacing, so I wonder what I have in MY head? I too shall return.
Arwen - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm still not voting...but I've decided that it's the internal rhyme structure that is messing me up...things aren't rhyming the way that I am expecting them to. That doesn't equal a mistake...so...I'm abstaining...
Pacing Police - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
The pacing on this is clearly off, and those that voted 5s for same are giving it a pass. Certain portions were paced correctly, which shows you were familiar with the song. I, too, abstained, and indeed wish this whole voting thing would be trashed, period. Ones and twos are tossed like grenades and fives are dispensed to garner same. Sheesh!

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