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Song Parodies -> "Little Loose Toupe"

Original Song Title:

"Little Deuce Coupe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Little Loose Toupe"

Parody Written by:

Rod Worden

The Lyrics

Name witheld of course, but I know a funny guy, Gary Clark, who's been part of a long running game he plays with friends when out in public. If they spot a fellow sporting a hairpiece, it is the responsibility of (whoever's turn it is) to walk up to that person, engage him in conversation, and sincerely compliment him on the piece. Since I am ill, I find this humorous. And I think, maybe there's a story here.. (And maybe not. But as long as you're here, you may as well read this clunker.)
Little Loose Toupe

Well I'm out struttin' I'm the bad guy in town
And I've got the coolest pile of hair stuck down
When people come up to me they stop and they smile
And then say "Hey, that toupe looks real, Jack--
What fit and what style!"
It's my little loose toupe--you don't know what I got!
(Little loose toupe, you don't know what I got)

Just a little loose toupe for my shiny pate
It may look a little feral in its boxed-up state
But slap it into place, hope the breeze don't shift
She may slide around some, but she'll never lift
She's my little loose toupe--you don't know what I got!
(Little loose toupe, you don't know what I bought)

It's got the flap-retardant pomade, greasy curls hangin' out
Kinda feels like a pig butt where the dreadlocks sprout
And if you're wonderin' how a rug could be so hip--
There's one more thing--I got the skunk strip, daddy!

And heatin' up the road in my cruiser car
I pass the folks like mad and toke my fat cigar
Crank the sunroof open, feel the wind rippin' by
Feel my little loose toupe suck away, I cry--

AAHHGH!! My little loose toupe!--now you know that I'm caught!
(Little loose toupe, whatta rat nest ya bought!)
She's my little loose toupe--primo piece so I thought!
(Little loose toupe in the road, a flat spot..)
She's my little loose toupe--such a deal that I got!

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Rick D - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
A clunker this ain't. Much better than the original.
Claude Prez - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree. You're evil, of course, but this is good.
Rod - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks back to two of my favorite writers on this site.
Michael Pacholek - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Comb through your window, brush aside, pate shows the light of the moon.
John Jenkins - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Some very good word images created here - feral, pig butt, dreadlocks. Clever parody, Rod.
Adagio - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Neat story. How does a pig butt feel?
Jan Unwin - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad you didn't keep this one under your hat. 555
Rod - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Michael, John, Adagio, and Jan, thanks for stopping by! You are all prolific contributors to this site and I appreciate your comments. Michael: Huh? Jan: I almost did! Lightweight as this is, you'd think I just rattled it off. I wish I could say that was the case! I could NOT make this sucker work. Right now--I think it stinks! Maybe I'll get a chuckle down the road... Adagio: Wiry and greasy! John: Check out my comment on your "American Pie" and reply if you feel like it, I'm interested in your viewpoint.
Mari D - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that was funny! I especially like the "flap-retardant pomade" and "pig butt" lines.
Rod - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mari!
Rick D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
See? You made the list, now you can find your titles at a glance. May be coming to Placerville/Tahoe in 2 weeks. Let you know.
Elvie - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
This is a fiver across! Hilarous indeed. Right on Rod! Got more in your head comming?

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