-> "Little Loose Toupe"
Original Song Title:
"Little Deuce Coupe" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Little Loose Toupe"
Little Loose Toupe
Well I'm out struttin' I'm the bad guy in town
And I've got the coolest pile of hair stuck down
When people come up to me they stop and they smile
And then say "Hey, that toupe looks real, Jack--
What fit and what style!"
It's my little loose toupe--you don't know what I got!
(Little loose toupe, you don't know what I got)
Just a little loose toupe for my shiny pate
It may look a little feral in its boxed-up state
But slap it into place, hope the breeze don't shift
She may slide around some, but she'll never lift
She's my little loose toupe--you don't know what I got!
(Little loose toupe, you don't know what I bought)
It's got the flap-retardant pomade, greasy curls hangin' out
Kinda feels like a pig butt where the dreadlocks sprout
And if you're wonderin' how a rug could be so hip--
There's one more thing--I got the skunk strip, daddy!
And heatin' up the road in my cruiser car
I pass the folks like mad and toke my fat cigar
Crank the sunroof open, feel the wind rippin' by
Feel my little loose toupe suck away, I cry--
AAHHGH!! My little loose toupe!--now you know that I'm caught!
(Little loose toupe, whatta rat nest ya bought!)
She's my little loose toupe--primo piece so I thought!
(Little loose toupe in the road, a flat spot..)
She's my little loose toupe--such a deal that I got!
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