I've been at this job so long
That my friends and family
Have thought for many years
that I've been wasting my life away

Fell in a career rut
that I can't get out of
In the windowless cubicle ghetto
Of the Toadies and Yesmen

Every day it is the same old thing
Certain co-workers degrade
to get the attention of the boss
Unfortunately, no real work ever gets done
In the windowless cubicle ghetto
of the Toadies and Yesmen

In the copy room
Workers talking like they're in a corner bar
About the boss's personal life
and how it affects their environment and attitude
(talk about the boss and his ribald sexual life)

(YOU'RE GETTING LAID OFF!)

My children were raised to
hate the corporate rule
We started slow long ago
Now they are independent and often cool

I know all the tricks
How to deal with the pricks
And as a result I'm all right
With the toadies and yesmen.