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Song Parodies -> "Help Me, Gandhi"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me, Rhonda"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me, Gandhi"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

I suddenly have a mania for subbing Gandhi's name into Beach Boy songs. Hopefully, like the British Raj, this too shall pass.
Well since we marched for salt
The Brits are going out of their head
Beating Hinds with sticks
And leaving marchers on the ground for dead
Oh Gandhi you look so frail
And I know you're gonna give them hell
So woncha, help me Gandhi
Help me get 'em out of the Raj (Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)

Help me Gandhi, help help me Gandhi
Help me Gandhi, help help me Gandhi
Help me Gandhi, help help me Gandhi
Help me Gandhi, help help me Gandhi
Help me Gandhi, help help me Gandhi
Help me Gandhi, help help me Gandhi
Help me Gandhi-ji
Get 'em out of the Raj

They were gonna sell us cloth
And we were gonna give them tea (Oh, Gandhi)
But you did another fast and then
You changed the course of history
Well, Gandhi you almost died
And I can give you lotsa reasons why
You oughta .. Help me, Gandhi
Help me get 'em out of the Raj (Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)

Help me, Gandhi, help help me Gandhi (Ba ba baa)
Help me, Gandhi, help help me Gandhi
Help me, Gandhi, help help me Gandhi
Help me, Gandhi, help help me Gandhi
Help me, Gandhi, help help me Gandhi
Help me, Gandhi, help help me Gandhi

Help me, Gandhi-ji
Get em outta the Raj

(Once you're infected with a Gandhi word-sub jones, you cant just stop at one. So here's the Beach Boys song "Wendy" done "Oppa Gandhi style" -- Hey, Sexy Faqir)

Gandhi, Gandhi what went wrong (Oh so wrong)
We were your Saheebs for so long
I never thought it'd go awry
Till you turned us into black hat guys
Oh Gandhi, Gandhi said "Please go home" (Hurts so bad)

Gandhi, Gandhi dont lose your head (Lose your head)
Gandhi, you're gonna see millions dead
You cant make peace with Muslims
Your chances there are mighty grim
Oh Gandhi, Gandhi let us atone (Feel so bad)

Gandhi, you shouldn't do another fast
Gandhi, we thought your movement wouldn't last (Guess we were wrong)
The furthest thing from our mind
Was to see the British Raj unwind
Cause Gandhi wouldn't leave it alone

Gandhi, wouldn't leave it alone (Hurt so bad)
Gandhi, wouldn't leave it alone (Hurt so bad)



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Rob Arndt - June 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. 555!
Patrick - June 09, 2017 - Report this comment
In the novel "Death Wish", author Brian Garfield states that "no one ever mads a movie about Gandhi". Well, it did take a few more years, but someone did.
Jonathan - June 09, 2017 - Report this comment
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me, Gandhi. help, help me, Gandhi! 5s

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