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Song Parodies -> "Marzipan"

Original Song Title:

"Barbara Ann"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Marzipan"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Marzipan is a very common flexible confection made of almond meal and sugar (or honey). It is often rolled out into sheets and used as the glossy finished exteriors on wedding cakes. It is also used to create shapes and figures used in edible decorations.
Mar mar mar mar marzipan
Mar mar mar mar marzipan
(Made marzipan)
Mar mar mar mar marzipan
(Makes cakes grand)
Mar mar mar mar marzipan
(Marzipan)
Mar mar mar mar marzipan

It’s made of honey, so appealin’
Almond meal for sealin’,
Marzipan
Mar mar mar mar marzipan

Went to Japan,
Made a cake in pan
Took marzipan
And I sculpted a sedan
With marzipan

My my my my my sedan
(In Japan)
My my my my my sedan

I then went drivin’ and roamin’
Sugar wheels a smokin’
My sedan

Man man man, stopped by the man
Man man man, stopped by the man
(Stopped by man)
Man man man, stopped by the man
(Pulled sedan)
Man man man, stopped by the man
(I said damn)
Man man man stopped by the man

Cos’ I was speedin’ with confection
Drivin’ wrong direction
In sedan
My my my my my sedan

Told man in blue
Have slice or two
Twelve servings chewed
And he said to fine “Adieu”

Ate my sedan
Ate ate ate ate my sedan
(I said damn)
Ate ate ate ate my sedan

He ate my axle and the engine
Spared me a conviction
In Japan
Bye bye bye marzipan.

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AFW - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
That candy car must've been one sweet ride...wild and bizarre tale, here...offbeat and down my alley..
John Barry - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
My mother-in-law was Austrian and used to send my son all kinds of molded marzipan when he was little. Yum!
Jonathan - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
never had marzipan but a delicious parody! 5's!
Andy Primus - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I agree with AFW about it being bizarre. I like odd tales as well - but I hate marzipan.
WarrenB - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
AFW- I'm a sucker for stream of consciousness. Especially when I'm conscious.
JohnB- Oddly, never developed a taste for the stuff. At wedding receptions, would always peal the stuff from my piece of cake.
Jonathan- Help yourself to more servings!
Andy- I give all the credit to Mad Magazine, Gary Larson, Robyn Hitchcock, and a childhood that never really went away. In fact, I think I was arrested once for development.
Meriadoc - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
The only thing I know about marzipan is that it is medieval. I think. Good job on a parody that is hard to do anything with (I know - we have one - never finished).
Lifeliver - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm a man who love marzipan in Japan, in a sedan or wherever I can, and I love this. Lots of imagination coated thick. Have your 555s and eat them.
TJC - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Gotta love them sweet non-sequitirs! 5's for great taste.
WarrenB - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Meriadoc- Thanks for the compliment. I'm just glad it didn't come across as half baked.
LL- Marzipan in a sedan in Japan is often served in a can with bran by a man named Anne. At least last time I checked.
TJC- Thanks for sampling.

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