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Song Parodies -> "Wood Vibrations"

Original Song Title:

"Good Vibrations"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Wood Vibrations"

Parody Written by:

Phred Phlips

The Lyrics

Last week, Michael Palochek issued a challenge to someone to do a TSA parody to "Good Vibrations". Thought I'd give it a try.
Oh, I love the shiny new badge you wear
And the way you sift for bomb dust in my hair
Ah! Hear the snap of that rubber glove
And that tingling in my loins, could it be love?

You're stirring up wood vibrations
With intimate palpitations
Arousal from new sensations
(Turn, cough, cough, examination)
I'm shedding my reservations
(Ooh, grope, grope)
Releasing me from frustrations
(Stroke, squeeze, stroke)
It's open air masturbation
(Grab, pull, jerk)
Just short of ejaculation
(Ooh, ah, ah, stimulation)

Close our eyes
We're somehow closer now
Love your smile, we are two of a kind
When I look at your thighs
Together we're alone in the world

You've moved me to contemplation
Of changing or-i-en-tation
I'm off'ring reciprocation
(Odd, odd, configuration)
To hell with the regulations
(Nude, nude, nude expectations)
Our bodies in wild gyrations
(Squeeze, suck, grab)
I'm getting an education
(Thrust, thrust, thrust, exert-ation)
(Pelvic synchronization)
(Bang, bang, bang)
We're shouting out exhortations
(Public, pubic relations)

(My, my, my jubilation)
Don't care where, but I'm flying there
(I'll forgo radiation)
(Joy, enjoy, manipulation)
(Ooh, my, wow, whoa)

Wanna keep those quivering erections
A happening with you
Gotta keep on changing directions
And happening with you
Switch my life-style selection
Our happiness

Wood, wood, wood, wood vibrations
(Ooh, grope, grope)
I've undergone transformations
At TSA pat-down station
It's time for my termination

(Allahu akbar!)


(Fade out to sounds of explosion, followed by screams, shouts, shots, sirens)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Patrick - December 07, 2010 - Report this comment
I think the challenger was Michael Pacholek.
Dan Creeden - December 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great Job. Is this from your Beach Boys TSA Tribute Cd, " Grope Sounds"?
Tommy Turtle - May 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Had to do a Scroogle search, since this nym doesn't have enough parodies to be listed on the Authors page. Great send-up, of both TSA and TOS, which I can't stand. (either one, actually. ;) Esp. liked the many -ation vari-ations (hey, there's another one!)

Must admit that this wasn't exactly the topic I was expecting, which made it all the more enjoyable. 555, and, of course, some follow-up ideas:

"Gun, Gun, Gun, Till TS-A Took My Uzi Away"
"Surfin' USA" - "Searchin': TSA"
Shut Down = Pat Down (nothing personal, of course ;)
Little Deuce Coupe - Little Goose, Snoop (Poop?)
In My Room - Up Your Womb
Be True To Your School --- It's Rude And It's Cruel
I Get Around = Grope Around (or You Stay On Ground)
When I Grow Up To Be A Man = Wen I Feel Up Each Gal And Man
Little Saint Nick - Little Faint Dick or Twiddle T'aint; Dick
Don't Worry Baby = No Hurry, Baby (use your imagination)
Dance, Dance, Dance = Chance: Pants, Glance
and finally. for the backscatter machines:
California Girls = Scannin' Form, All Girls

Have at it! ... And this time, take full credit instead of a pseudonym - you deserve it.
Dang @#$% Flippers! - May 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Correcting two typos:

I Get Around = *I* Grope Around (or You Stay On Ground) When I Grow Up To Be A Man = *When* I Feel Up Each Gal And Man

Several people have asked ChuckyG for "comment preview", including moi. He said it shouldn't be hard. Wish he'd actually *do* it. ;-(

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