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Song Parodies -> "With A Lot Of Ice"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"With A Lot Of Ice"

Parody Written by:

Fred Snider

The Lyrics

With a lot of ice, it would be colder,
We could make love like the Eskimos,
And after having rubbed our nose together,
Smear seal blubber on each others' toes.

I'll tickle down your backside with a feather,
We'll keep the dog sled on a sturdy tether,
With a lot of ice!

With a lot of ice, then you should bake A-,
Laska, for dessert after the stew,
Made from walrus that is tough as leather,
We could tan the hide for our canoe.

Nights are long, Aurora Borealis pending,
The frozen daiquiris forever blending,
With a lot of ice!

Maybe if, we build a big igloo, our fingertips just might turn blue,
Baby, then, you know that we can freeze our little butts off, too.

Our hats would be hairy, ( Hats would be hairy. )
Our skin would be cracky, ( Skin would be cracky. )
With a lot of ice!

The polar bears outside are all aboundin',
It's kind of scary just to walk around in,
So let's block the hounds in,
With a lot of ice!
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STan HAll - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Fifteen frozen fingers and toes for this.
Christie Marie M - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty "cool" parody, Fred! :) I wish that I could be in Alaska after reading this because I'd like to try Baked Alaska, feast on whale blubber, and watch the Aurora Borealis/Northern Lights. Take 5 lotions, 5 moisturizers, and 5 petroleum jellies to apply on your hands!
Andria - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good! 555 inches of snowfall. Christie: Are you sure you want to try whale blubber? My mother lived in Alaska for several years, long before I was born. She said it was gross and made her gag.
CMM @ Andria - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria, now that I think about it, I'm having second thoughts about whale blubber. I've learned that it's contaminated. I came across this article on this link just now: http://www.greenpeace.org/international/news/whale-blubber-hazardous-to-eat. Now I can understand how your mother felt. I had eaten fish fat before and I was under the impression that eating whale blubber would be the same thing. I don't know how the Inuits can eat that stuff!
Fiddlegirl - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Impressed at the inclusion of "Aurora Borealis" for pace match!

I'm not sure why the opening line made me giggle, but it did. ;)
Fiddleboy - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
It's one syl. over.
"Long nights. Aurora...." would scan perfectly.
Go re-read the Guide you wrote, and apply the analytical method here.

@ Author: Excellent!

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