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Song Parodies -> "Philly Cheesesteak Girls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Philly Cheesesteak Girls"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

I live 8 miles from South Philly....I know.
Well the west coast girls are dips
I don’t care for their fake chests and dyed hair.
And the Brooklyn girls with the way they walk
Tightest jeans on a shapeless pear.

The South Beach brainless airheads
Just can’t hold their liquor right.
And Canadian broads with their hockey sticks
Appear toothless and not so bright.

I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak Girls.

They get their steaks from Geno’s and
They’re the best that Philly’s got.
With onions and cheese on Italian rolls
A Steakfest served piping hot.

The grease rolls down their arms
and then they lick their fingers, sweet.
With a wink at this guy from that tender Ribeye
Always melts me in my seat.

I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak Girls.

I wish they all could be Greasy Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)
I wish they all could be Geno’s Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)
I wish they all could be Sexy Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Tast-ee! - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
You had me at "The grease rolls down their arms and then they lick their fingers, sweet..."!
Jim Rotondo - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, and your name is truly accurate with the subject matter!
Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty good, but I had to dock you a point for choosing Geno's over Pat's. I mean, come on, that's like choosing Villanova over one of the Big 5 schools that's actually in the city.
Jim Rotondo - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
OK, ok, MP, BUT Geno's was necessary for the proper pacing! Agreed?
Jim Rotondo - March 27, 2009 - Report this comment
This just in....Geno's 77, Duke 54.
Jim Rotondo - March 29, 2009 - Report this comment
More breaking news...Geno's 78, Pitt 76.
Andria - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I definitely love Philly Cheesesteaks, but I get mine from Charley's (a national chain) or a converted camp trailer located in front of a liquidation store called "Wheeler Dealer" (of which I am a frequent customer) in my hometown. I agree that Pat's is better since they originated the cheesesteak and I have been told about the place, but Geno's is the only one that I can think of that would fit into the pacing, as the author said. I've never been to Philadelphia, but I might go someday because of the culture and history associated with the City of Brotherly Love, not to mention the good food. Here are some 5s.
Jim Rotondo - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Andria, appreciate the 5's and the thought on the pacing. Philly is indeed historical, but if you visit please wear a bullet-proof vest!
Jim Rotondo - April 05, 2009 - Report this comment
No suprise here...Le Bec Fin 83, Geno's 69. Oh well, back to the grill of melted slop.
bobby workman - May 24, 2009 - Report this comment
been workin at genos 4 ten yrs, they have BEST QUALITY STEER RIBEYE N BEST BREAD!. my boss is at work 7 days a week 2 make sure customers get the BEST!. he supports the cops n gives to many charities. the place across the street (pats) who calls himself the king is certianly not!! i worked at pats before genos for bout 2 months.. pats is HORRIBLE DIRTY inside(and outside). the workers at pats are all dirty looking, have any of you ever actually looked in pats?.. it looks like a broken down hotdog cart. have you ever looked at/in genos?. us genos workers clean non-stop, wait on customers politely non-stop. my boss, JOEY VENTO "ALWAYS WANTS WHATS BEST FOR THE CUSTOMER".. My boss has a sign up inside genos that says; "you have time to lean, you have time to clean!" on a final note, pats pays $1.25 per pound of steak, which means 1 pound of steak will get u 3 steaks.. for 3 steaks it costs u $22.50. who bout that? pats is selling slop~! genos pays 3 times pats amout for his steak, thats cause genos is about quality~!.. my boos would like to thank to people who are behind him~!.. hope to c u guys soon back at genos.. thx...

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