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Song Parodies -> "Little Toy"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Little Toy"

Parody Written by:

Dylan G. (Silent Nature)

The Lyrics

It was a toy
It got stolen
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a punk
Took it from me
What more can I say?
He threated me
Told me not to tell
That secretly, I think he's really from hell
but all of his friends
still won't admit it all
And they had a problem with my nerdy clothes

It was just a little toy
He said it's my toy
He was very mean
He had a ugly face
He caught me in a big space
Pound me for my toy, just a little toy

Ten years from now
He sits at home, all fat
Feeding the dog, all single
He turns on TV
Guess who he saw
My little toy, Came back
Callin all of his old friends
They already knew
And the toy has come back to haunt him
He freaks out
And starting to fall down
Looks up at a little boy that he pushed down

It was just a little toy
He said it's my toy
He was very mean
Now he's being haunted
Runnin' from my little toy
Does your freaked face see how it was revenged

Sorry man, but you screwed up
Well tough luck, that toy's mine now
We are more than just good enemies
This is how the story ends
Too bad that he couldn't understand
See that boy could stand
Up for himself, just a mistake
Much more, than you can take

It was a toy
And it got stolen
Can I make it any more obvious?
You're falling down
Haven't you heard
How that toy freak haunts your world

It was just a little toy
He said it's my toy
I'll be back for my revenge
I'll be waiting, next week
Planning for it, revenge's so sweet
Hope you can see, that little toy's mine now!

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 19

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... - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Excuse me pal, but this parody belongs in the 2000s not 60s! Avril wasnt even born until the mid-80s, so she could not possibly have recorded anything in the 60s! Anyway another stupid anachronism.
Dylan G. - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
there was a mistake in filling out the form...I guess I just forgot that part. I know it was in the 2000's, trust me...I know...anyway thanks for your comment...I appreicated it anyway!
Ellipsis - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
No problem.. now I guess you're gonna have to tell Chucky to correct it.
Krystle~ - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
E-Mail @ hehehehehehehe this was a good laugh Good job

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