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Song Parodies -> "Trib 2 Michael Jackson"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Trib 2 Michael Jackson"

Parody Written by:

RogueSiren

The Lyrics

Was it a boy?
Or was it a girl?
Could it be a little more obvious?
He looks like a girl
And dances ballet
Or 'breakdances' as he would say

He was Mike J
Now you'd never tell, and his records? They don't sell,
And all of his 'girlfriends',
Didn't think he was cute,
Coz he looks like a prostitute

Michael Jackson has no life
Don't deserve kids or a wife
His nose wasn't good enough for him.
He now has a pretty face
But he should be in pink and lace
He needed to come back down to earth.

5 years from now,
He puts on cologne
No friends he is all alone
He smells like a skunk
And he's really sunk
He wishes he was still that Afro punk
His friends at the door?
Wait- he doesn't have none
And they've all got
A handy machine gun
They press the trig
And there goes the gig
I think terrorists have caught up to Mr J

Michael Jackson has no life
Don't deserve kids or a wife
His nose wasn't good enough for him.
He was a super star
Breaking all of his guitars
Does your pretty face know what its worth?

Michael Jackson has no life
Don't deserve kids or a wife
His nose wasn't good enough for him.
He was a super star
Breaking all of his guitars
Does your pretty face know what its worth?

Sorry Mike but you lost your time
Twin towers, Bali- your next in line
Lost your gig and your good friends,
This is how your life ends,
Too bad that you couldn't see,
More than that girl you grew up to be,
There is more than meets the eye,
I hope you're still the same inside.

Was it a boy,
Or was it a girl,
Does it really matter now?
We might miss you now,
Haven't you heard?
We'll all lay on your grave a turd...

Michael Jackson has no life
Don't deserve kids or a wife
His nose wasn't good enough for him.
He was a super star
Dressed up in mascara
But now seriously what was it all worth?

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BLO-TOWN - December 09, 2002 - Report this comment
U don't mess with MJ!
RogueSiren - December 17, 2002 - Report this comment
No of course I wouldn't insult Spiderman's girlfriend? Now what about Michael Jackson? P.S. I've nothing against Michael Jackson ok? I'm just doing a parody about him.
alison s - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
i thought that poem was nasty i dont see him insulting u !! hes sold more records than u ever have (and the rest of the planet) .. so dont insult the king of pop
Decade Police - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Did we mention that the decade is totally incorrect on this? Well it is. Avril wasn't even born until '84.
Melhi - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
(Please forgive me Chucky G.) Alison, how do you know how many records RogueSiren has or hasn't sold? How do you know he is not, in fact, Michael J., himself, using an alias? I don't see RogueSiren insulting you. Are you jealous because RogueSiren knows the difference between a parody and a poem and you don't? Does what RogueSiren says in this parody prevent you from enjoying Michael Jackson's songs and cause you to rethink your ideaology? Are you any less a fan because of it? Has Michael Jackson paid you to protect him from comedians -- if so, you must have one of the busiest schedules on the planet. Does Michael Jackson have any clue that you exist? By sticking up for him, are you insinuating that he cannot stick up for himself, but needs protection from RogueSiren's words because this parody, read and rated by fewer than 15 people as of this posting, has the power to destroy him, both emotionally and professionally? WOW, RogueSiren, thats some powerful parody mojo you've got going, there! I gotta get me some of that! (Again, terribly sorry Chucky G.)
Cop Killer - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Decade Police, haven't you figured out yet that nobody gives a damn but you? Read Claude Prez's "Wrong Decade" parody and GET A LIFE. And RogueSiren, if you're still watching the comments on this parody from last year, good job.
decade police - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Excuse me, we are not the only ones who give a damn. We've noticed that other people have expressed their complaints, such as "..." (Ellipsis), "eject E-G-E-C-T", ruth46, TVOD, sk12er boi, among others. They are all trying to get out the same message that certain parodeis belong in certain decades.
Just an observer writes.... - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Chucky G himself, expressed that: he is considering changing the format, thus making the decade a less importiant feature on the site. This was on the comment board last month......How about giving a writer a few kudos for their creation. I guess that would be too much to ask???
narf - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah that sounds like a good idea. I don't even see why we need the decade anyway... I, too, think that the decade is an irrelevant piece of information; all it tells is when the ORIGINAL song was [allegedly] from. As far as I'm concerned, only the original song name and original performer are important. I'm sure at least one of the decade complainers (for lack of a better word) might chime in here and agree ;)
Cop Killer - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Decade Police (and anyone else who insists on pointing out inconsequential errors), your message is out already. We get it. People make mistakes. Please spend your time commenting on content, not category.
Krystle~ - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, this was sooo funny! Good Job!
Sheep - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! This certainly was funny Krystle! HEHEHEHE
don't watch da name - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
your "parody" was a whole load of #!?#. you can kiss my black ass whoever dislikes MICHAEL JACKSON. is there a problem if us as fans stick up for him. ok i didn't think so. I think it's really sad the way people brush (diss) Michael. it's funny the way more than half the population of this planet had some type of interest in the genius at one time in their lifes, and as soon as he does something wrong, you don't like him. Ya'll can't possibly say that you've never liked the man, coz if you do say that, your either lying or a plain HATER. if it wasn't for Michael Jackson, where would music, dance and video's be today? would half of the artists that are out now, even be musical?.... NA DON'T THINK SO. justin timberlake can kiss my black ass too, bout new michael jackson.... HELL NO! ya'll obviously have nothing better to do then to sit around and write stupid "parody's" about the genius. And he ain't white either, and so what if he wants to wear make up... i didn't realise he was a model.. why is everyone so judgmental. he makes music, he ain't here to be judged on looks, but is here to be an entertainer for music. THANK YOU. big up all my MJ peeps. "BAD" is the best album in the world. ONE UP....BLESS
Amanda - November 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Reading this parody is so much different now that MJ is dead for real. Drugs beat the terrorists to it. (And, this is off-topic, but my security code is my initials. AJM.)

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