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Song Parodies -> "It's In His Piss"

Original Song Title:

"It's In His Kiss"

Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"It's In His Piss"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Cher's version is the "Shoop Shoop" song. Didn't work for me for this one.
Does he use drugs?
I wanna know
How can I tell?
Ask that Conseco?

(Is it in his thighs?)
Don't know, you need that pee!
(Is he gaining size?)
Ho ho, he's six foot three

If there's no excuse
For all that steroid use
It's in his piss!
(That's where it is!)

(Oh boy, is it a legal case?)
Yes folks, and it's obscene
(It's a winners' race)
And folks, it's always been

If you wanna know
What makes the athletes go
It's in his piss!
(That's where it is!)

Dough, dough, dough, money!
Pay him high
Find out that he's doin' blow
Promise wins, or fans will boo and hiss
It's there in his piss!

(How "bout the way he acts?)
No no no, he's sick today
He's not answerin'
But he'll be playin'

If there's no excuse
For all that steroid use
It's in his piss!
(That's where it is!)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Wasn't that song by Urethra Franklin?
Rick C - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This gave me a boost! 555
Steve K. - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Urine rare form today!
Aretha Franklin - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I did not sing this song. Betty Everett did.
Johnny D - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Wasn't that song by Bet He's F-Wet ?
Johnny D - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Or was it by Betty Everwet ?
Linda - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
A little crude for my taste with the "piss" use, but other than that it was funny. Cute idea, worked well, great pacing.... ----- By Betty Everett ----- Original music and lyrics by Rudy Clark ----It is in His Kiss (December 1963) ---- 555's despite your "piss" crudity.
PMS - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is my number one favorite of the day!
Me - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
JD: I think it's Ever Wet.
Larry Hensley - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This was good
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Testing x 5.

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