Does he use drugs?
I wanna know
How can I tell?
Ask that Conseco?

(Is it in his thighs?)
Don't know, you need that pee!
(Is he gaining size?)
Ho ho, he's six foot three

If there's no excuse
For all that steroid use
It's in his piss!
(That's where it is!)

(Oh boy, is it a legal case?)
Yes folks, and it's obscene
(It's a winners' race)
And folks, it's always been

If you wanna know
What makes the athletes go
It's in his piss!
(That's where it is!)

Dough, dough, dough, money!
Pay him high
Find out that he's doin' blow
Promise wins, or fans will boo and hiss
It's there in his piss!

(How "bout the way he acts?)
No no no, he's sick today
He's not answerin'
But he'll be playin'

If there's no excuse
For all that steroid use
It's in his piss!
(That's where it is!)