Great parody dreaming, here...with a snappy fun finish,,,a cascade of clever lines in fantasizing career categories...beyond fives

I threatened to lose it many times until "Checking how much dogs really know"...and then I was beyond help....BRA-freakin-VO!!!! 555

This is FAB-ulous! Too many great lines to mention....555

Round 'n round the mulberry bush
The Arwen chased the Diesel
The Arwen chased the Vin Diesel down ---
POP goes the Diesel !

Um, Diesel can't go 'pop' -- he has no cork.

Fantastic idea and execution, elf.

well paced...witty and just darn fun to read...5s plus

Arwen if I had the answer to that question I'd be a lot better off, seems all I find is "What is the most horrible kind of career". Excellent lines, too many to pick out.

I agree with all who said "too many great lines to mention". I don't know the answer to the songs question, but I'll bet working with someone like you would make any career more wonderful.

So busy composing a mini-parody that I forgot to say --- excellent parody, Arwen! 555

The most wonderful career is reading parodies like this.

The title was sheer brilliance. The rest of the parody lived up to the challenge. 5's

This former almost to be Guidance Counsellor just remembered why he'd gave up that career choice, to many weird options one would have to talk people out of (and talking them out of Vin Diesel's ass would probably take some serious talking out of ones own... ehhh... so to say... ehhh... never mind me, I'm just rambling here. :-)

I was a professional wet balloon thrower for a while in the eighties - sure it sounds glamorous but it sucks after a while - but this didn't - this was one of them "great ideas" people talk about - excellent, Ar - 555

Man, I wish people would stop voting all one's on a perfectly paced parody. >:( That kind of thing has got to stop.

AFW…Thanks a bunch, sir. That means a lot coming from you, considering that I sort of forgot who you were yesterday, with the whole Red Ant/Kristof debacle…; )

Kristof…It’s always interesting to me which lines people appreciate the most. Seems like the ones I kill myself over are never as big of a hit as the ones that I throw in at the last minute…=) I guess it just proves that I’m the most brilliant when I’m not even trying to be brilliant…; )…thanks very much!

Rick…You know I love it when you use my lingo…=) Thanks a ton!

Johnny…Aww…my sweetest fantasy placed into lyrical form…(seriously, I have a thing about mulberry bushes)…just what the doctor ordered! Thanks!!

Leo…I will disregard your first comment on account of the kindness of your second comment. Bastard.

Alvin…Wow, all three? I really would have settled for darn fun to read…; ) Thanks very much!

Red Ant…Oh, now that’s not good news! =( Although…I have to admit that I’ve been there a time or two…how else would I have had time to daydream about all of these fantasy jobs? Thank you VERY much…=)

PMS…Well, color me flattered! That’s very very sweet of you…and you know I’m not going to lie. I’ve worked with myself at every single job I’ve ever had. It really IS a joy…; ) Thanks!

Johnny…(again)...Don’t worry about a thing! I was too busy enjoying your mini-parody to even feel slighted for a moment…=) Thanks!

Rex…You mean you do this for a living? Talk about making the pretty elf jealous…; ) Thanks!

Tim…In all honesty, I almost ALWAYS work from what I consider to be a brilliant title. I have several brilliant titles that have no parodies below them…but I’m glad this one worked out to be something you enjoyed…=) Thanks!

Peter…(I’ll always call you K1)…Hee! Thanks!

Stuart…People have been talking about this idea? Where? In the AmiRight break room? DAMMIT! I thought for sure I was being super original. Hmph…; ) Thanks…

DTTOV…Thanks, man…it’s good to see you again. I’m a little bummed by the fact that Mr. Ones Voter has come out of the woodwork on my stuff again…(it honestly had been a while)…but I think it might have something to do with the awkward blind date that we had a couple of weeks ago. He picked me up and presented me with a plastic rose he’d bought at the dollar store…and then he took me to dinner, and made me order off of the dollar menu…then he took me to the dollar movie…and didn’t even let me get any popcorn. Yep…that’s all he could afford to spend on me…three ones.

I guess he’s finally figured out that I’m not ‘accidentally’ missing his calls…

perfectly paced as far as I could tell. and well done 5's

Thanks very much, Carol...=)

Hey Arwen...long time no see! I haven't left you guys; I'm still around. I just haven't been by here in a while, that's all. Reading this parody about careers reminds me how busy I've been lately. =) I really enjoyed it, and I'm gonna give it a perfect 5-5-5 vote. :)

Serafina...you are always as welcome any day of the week to check my stuff out as you are on the day that it's posted...just gives me more to smile about when you finally do show up. Thanks!

I'd have to say "Tech Support" at a school out west, where one could could serenade the hot blonde chick when she's not helping students.

Well, Jeff...surprisingly THAT did shoot straight to the number one spot in all of my polls...with "Afternoon Delight" winning as serenading song of choice by a large margin.

I can't figure it out. She must be one hell of a gal...

Thanks, buddy!

I'm convinced it has to be something in TV marketing. You don't need good ideas... just ideas. And I think you get interns too, blonde ones...

And I'll never get the 'shoe' thing, but ya got me with shady stories of elven glory.

2nz...I've never done an internship, so I don't know what you could be referring to. ; )

And you don't have to 'get' the shoe thing...you just have to adore me in SPITE of the shoe thing...make sense?

It's like you were reading my job description verbatim! Such a kick ass job. I don't know how you do it...

Ash...I'm so glad you found this! I was really close to entering this one into SOTM for October...because I love love love it, too...but alas, I went with the bathroom humor. Either way...I'm glad you liked it!!