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Song Parodies -> "A Day In the Life Of Samus Aran (Will you help me find my missiles?)"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Golden Hair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"A Day In the Life Of Samus Aran (Will you help me find my missiles?)"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Let's keep the good vibes going!
Well I'm just a bounty hunter, but I've been so highly stressed
Someone made a major blunder, so I guess I'll go get dressed
So I've got to find the metroids, and my name's Samus Aran
Yes, a woman does this better than a man

Yes, I know you're wonderin' 'bout me. There's a girl in here, surprise!
With this big suit all around me, all that you see is my eyes
I have just lost all my weapons, and they are really hard to find
And without them, well...I guess I'm in a bind

Will you help me find my missiles? Are they hiding over there?
Of your help, I need a little. There are creatures everywhere.
Well I'm nearly naked, without my weapons, I just won't make it

(a few hours later)

Well, I think that I'll just shoot you, with my beam that's made of ice
Then my screw attack will boot you as I'm flipping through the skies
I've defeated all the monsters, and they've really been a pain
Now there's one boss left: the evil Mother Brain

Will you help me find my missiles? Are they hiding over there?
Of your help, I need a little. There are creatures everywhere.
Well I'm nearly naked, without my weapons, I just won't make it

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Rice Cube - March 12, 2003 - Report this comment
METROID?!?!?! :-D AWESOME!!! Hee hee hee...
Alex W. - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Add in a few more verses, and you'll be onto something!
wwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeee - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
show photos of her
michael - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
wicked
Hexmetroid - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
it was alright but slightly childish mor verses with bigger more complicated words would make it way better
Metroid Hunter - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought it was really funny! :>) I am a big fan of Metroid, so when i saw that you were using it to make fun of music, I printed it and showed it to my friends. now they visit this website, too! =]

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