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Song Parodies -> "Hello Allah, Hello Mullah"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Allah, Hello Mullah"

Parody Written by:

Henry Moon

The Lyrics

Hello Allah, hello Mullah
Here I am in Camp Fallujah
Concentration! Who's complaining?
I'm just glad to say it finally stopped raining

Bombs and D.U. ammunition
From the so-called coalition
Adding to the degradation
That will only last a million generations

Now Fallujah's like our nation
An appalling aberration
No electric, gas or water
And a burger costs ten minutes with my daughter

Terrorists are CIA-trained
Only dark-skinned ones are retained
You remember CousIn Ali
He's the one who bombed the nightclub out in Bali

Send them home, oh Allah, Mullah
Send them home, I hate Fallujah
Don't let me rot in the prison where
I might get shafted by a bear

Send them home I promise I will not throw stones
I'm just a bag of skin and bones
Don't leave me to be fried
Part of the genocide

Dearest Allah, darling Mullah,
How's my sister? How's Abdullah?
Teleport me to a space ship
Or a condominium on the Gaza Strip

Wait a minute, Bush is burning
The worm finally is turning
They've sacked the administration
The wrong enema will cause evacuation!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 18

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   15

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Know 1 can hear you dream - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't be much fun to be in Falluja right now, but this parody had mostly good pacing and some rather clever lines. I especially liked the title!
alvin rhodes - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
clever and well paced...5s
John Barry - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Steven Cavanagh - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent. Put it in for SOTM.
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Damned good. 555
Adagio - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Tim Mayfield - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the first half, kind of dragged for me through the last half. 5's still.
Kevin Howard - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant. Love the "CousIn Ali" (CIA) refference!

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