-> "Hello Faddah, Darling Faddah"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Parody Song Title:
"Hello Faddah, Darling Faddah"
Hello Faddah, Darling Faddah
It's your dear son, Elmer Cartah
Please forgive these collect charges
Just got canned down at the dock, unloading barges
Hopped a freighter to Granada,
Now I'm stuck in Nicaragua
Here with no dough in my wallet
Put this hotel number down, so you can call it
Hello Faddah, Happy "Your Day"
Can't send nice card, it's my poor day
This hotel room, my last cent, took
If it won't be too much trouble, please send check book
Love you, Muddah, don't tell Faddah,
But I owe for twenty days at Inn, Ramada
Found this new job - packin' pickles
When I save enough I'll pay back all your nickels
My tears fall for you and Faddah,
In this hot tub at Ramada
Please send moolah, much as you can share
Need some work clothes for new job there..
Debit card - would fill my heart with grateful joys
Then I could play cards with the boys,
Financing me today
Will take my pain away...
Thank you so much, dear sweet muddah
You are parents like no uddah
May you be blessed by the good Lord,
Could you, also, squeeze down payment for a new Ford
Just one more thing, darling fathah
If it isn't too much botha..
Hope you're seated - in your chair, there
Need a favor for friend, Stella...one-way airfare..
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