I am Soto, I am Mayor
Here I am to vamp Obama,
Champ of all the U.S. reigning,
And our day has just begun, so quit complaining.

I went walking with Joe Biden,
O'er the Senate, he's presidin'
You remember David Souter,
He got champagne posturin', retired with some pewter.

All my counselors kept me straighter,
For the breaks I would get later,
Oh, it's good to be Hispanic,
So I lead the lib'rels, right wing is in panic.

Now I don't want this should cause woe,
But there's Ricci v. DeStefano,
You remember firefighters,
There was doubt when test was passed by only "whiters".

Help me win, I'm Sotomayor, be confirmed, I love Obama,
Believe me, shout on the Floor test, where I might get beaten by a smear.
Help me win, I promise I will judge with poise not stress the House with
Lotsa noise, oh, please don't shake me, hey I've been clear, no delay.

Here is Soto, here is Mayor,
How can you put me on ignore?
Let me on court, don't dismiss me,
I will even let Rush Limbaugh hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, I'm just railing,
Jugde by feelings, laws are failing,
Swaying roll call, no more "vet her",
Sotomayor will be liberal trendsetter.