Song Parodies -> Sarah Palin
| Original Song Title: | "Sarah jackman" |
| Original Performer: | Allan Sherman |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sarah Palin" |
| Parody Written by: | 2Eagle |
Oprah: My guest -
Saaarrrraaaahhhh Paaalliiiinnnn!
Palin: Hidilly ho!
Oprah: Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,
How d'you do, how d'you do?
How is the campaign trail?
With you McCain can't fail.
He's nice, too, he's nice,too.
Sarah: Oprah Winfrey, Oprah Winfrey
Here I flew to see you.
Oprah: What's your destination?
Sarah: No time for a vacation.
Oprah: That's nice, too, that's nice, too.
Oprah: Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,
What's your view, what's your view?
What's your view on handguns?
Sarah: Everyone should have one.
Oprah: How's the war in Iraq?
Sarah: Long to go 'till they crack.
Oprah: How 'bout contraception?
Sarah: A sin to stop conception.
Oprah: How 'bout education?
Sarah: Need creationism.
Oprah: How 'bout same sex marriage?
Sarah: Something I disparriage.
Oprah: Should some books be censored?
Sarah: If the language's ran - sored.
Oprah: Did you like Bill Clinton?
Sarah: Him I had no faith in.
Oprah: How 'bout Jimmy Carter?
Sarah: A silly southern martyr.
Oprah: How do you like Hillary?
Sarah: Hillary's just plain silliry.
Oprah: Do you like Obama?
Sarah: I'd rather have Osama.
Oprah: How about your family?
Sarah: Multiplying amply.
Oprah: How's your baby Triggy?
Sarah: Eating like a piggy.
Oprah: How's your daughter Bristol?
Sarah: A regular sex pistol.
Oprah: How's your daughter Willow?
Sarah: Wears a double D now.
Oprah: That's nice, too, that's nice, too.
Oprah: Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,
"Fore you go I must know...
Sarah: Oprah Winfrey, Oprah Winfrey,
Love your show, hate to go....
Oprah: Tell me 'fore you go now
How do you serve moose cow?
Sarah: With Merlot, with Merlot
With......Merlot.
Saaarrrraaaahhhh Paaalliiiinnnn!
Palin: Hidilly ho!
Oprah: Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,
How d'you do, how d'you do?
How is the campaign trail?
With you McCain can't fail.
He's nice, too, he's nice,too.
Sarah: Oprah Winfrey, Oprah Winfrey
Here I flew to see you.
Oprah: What's your destination?
Sarah: No time for a vacation.
Oprah: That's nice, too, that's nice, too.
Oprah: Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,
What's your view, what's your view?
What's your view on handguns?
Sarah: Everyone should have one.
Oprah: How's the war in Iraq?
Sarah: Long to go 'till they crack.
Oprah: How 'bout contraception?
Sarah: A sin to stop conception.
Oprah: How 'bout education?
Sarah: Need creationism.
Oprah: How 'bout same sex marriage?
Sarah: Something I disparriage.
Oprah: Should some books be censored?
Sarah: If the language's ran - sored.
Oprah: Did you like Bill Clinton?
Sarah: Him I had no faith in.
Oprah: How 'bout Jimmy Carter?
Sarah: A silly southern martyr.
Oprah: How do you like Hillary?
Sarah: Hillary's just plain silliry.
Oprah: Do you like Obama?
Sarah: I'd rather have Osama.
Oprah: How about your family?
Sarah: Multiplying amply.
Oprah: How's your baby Triggy?
Sarah: Eating like a piggy.
Oprah: How's your daughter Bristol?
Sarah: A regular sex pistol.
Oprah: How's your daughter Willow?
Sarah: Wears a double D now.
Oprah: That's nice, too, that's nice, too.
Oprah: Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,
"Fore you go I must know...
Sarah: Oprah Winfrey, Oprah Winfrey,
Love your show, hate to go....
Oprah: Tell me 'fore you go now
How do you serve moose cow?
Sarah: With Merlot, with Merlot
With......Merlot.
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flat out hilarious...especially liked the obama line
That was nice, too. That was nice, too.
Sir 2Ease, I loved the "Merlot " line! Well done, Sir ! I'd like to try moose sometime . . .
Thanks, alvin, Agrimorfee, and LilCupCakes.
Oprah: How about your family? Sarah: Multiplying amply. LOL!
Thanks, MasonR. First Uma - Oprah, now Obama - Osama. Re your comment: the idiots of America can't resist a breeder. Scary. After Hallowe'en is election day.
Oy vey, an Allan Sherman parody! (Sort of.) And after Joe Biden gets through with her, you know what'll be left of her? (Sherman fans will get this joke.) A pile of roasted dacron and some french-fried gabardine!
Thanks, MP. Yes, I had that record.
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