-> "Hello Pipe Leak, Hello Solder"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Parody Song Title:
"Hello Pipe Leak, Hello Solder"
The Lyrics
Hello pipe leak, hello solder,
Take the torch out, turn off water
In your basement, looks like raining
Wikipedi'd plumbing, easy, who needs training
Saw thru copper, use sandpaper
This will be a..slam dunk caper
You can finish before dinner
Brag a little to the wife that you're a winner..
Open flux paste, smear both pieces
Goose pipes inside, or's that geeses?
Pick the torch up, spark the dinger
Scream some profane language as you burn your finger
Heat the copper, get it smokin'
Sear it red hot, where it's broken
This is high class home improvement
You should hold a seminar, begin a movement
Now it's ready, cuz it's hotter, see the fitting suck the solder
Set the torch down on the floor now, and give the job a conquered stare
What's that smell? that little sound of crackling noise?
You turn around and lose your poise..
Floor beam's a flaming blaze, fly upstairs in a daze..
The 911 girl, you just hate her
She's too calm an...operator
"What's your address?..where's it burning?
"Where do you work and just how much are you earning?"
You start screaming..you start yelling
"SEND THE DAMN TRUCK!!..her, you're telling
Standing outside..on the sod now
Job of solder..has burned down your new Cape Cod, now..
Job of solder..has burned down your new Cape Cod, now..
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