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Song Parodies -> "Hello Martyr, Hello Fatah"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Martyr, Hello Fatah"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Mucus

The Lyrics

Wrote a version of this years ago on MR CRANKY'S website, long before the Israeli's pulled out. "Merkava" is a type of Israeli tank, btw. Yes, this is supposed to be offensive. That's the point.
Hello martyr, hello Fatah,
here I am in dusty Gaza.
Gaza is very entertaining,
And we might have some fun if bullets stop raining...

I went hiking with Abdul-Ali.
He got shot by an Israeli.
You remember Hazeem Atta,
He got ran over by an Israeli Merkava.

All the mad bombers hate the soldiers,
Cuz they shoot demonstrators.
And the head Jew is no sissy,
He tells his troops to kill us with impunity.

Now I don't want this to scare ya.
But my bunkmate joined Hezbollah.
You remember Hafez Bari...
He is about to suicide bomb a deli.

Take me home, oh martyr, Fatah.
Take me home, I hate damn Gaza.
Don't leave me out in the desert land
I might get beaten by a jew man.

Take me home, I promise I will not make noise
Or protest with the other boys.
Oh please don't make me stay!
I've been here ONE -- WHOLE -- DAY.

Dearest Fatah, Daring martyr,
How's my precious little brother?
Let me come home if you miss me.
I would curse Ariel Sharon and call him a Nazi...

Wait a minute... They stopped shooting!
Guys are bleeding, girls are wailing,
only wounded... gee, that's better!
Mother, Fatah, please kill another Jewish settler!

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Pacing: 2.6
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Total Votes: 8

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iisryan - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
While I can't say that it was the most original of ideas and I do tend, most of the time, to find that most political parodies start sounding the same after a while, I really enjoyed this one. You have a real knowledge (or you're really good at pretending) of what you're talking about and you really made it work. Good job.
fouzidjezzy - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment

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