-> "Hello Martyr, Hello Fatah"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Parody Song Title:
"Hello Martyr, Hello Fatah"
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Hello martyr, hello Fatah,
here I am in dusty Gaza.
Gaza is very entertaining,
And we might have some fun if bullets stop raining...
I went hiking with Abdul-Ali.
He got shot by an Israeli.
You remember Hazeem Atta,
He got ran over by an Israeli Merkava.
All the mad bombers hate the soldiers,
Cuz they shoot demonstrators.
And the head Jew is no sissy,
He tells his troops to kill us with impunity.
Now I don't want this to scare ya.
But my bunkmate joined Hezbollah.
You remember Hafez Bari...
He is about to suicide bomb a deli.
Take me home, oh martyr, Fatah.
Take me home, I hate damn Gaza.
Don't leave me out in the desert land
I might get beaten by a jew man.
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise
Or protest with the other boys.
Oh please don't make me stay!
I've been here ONE -- WHOLE -- DAY.
Dearest Fatah, Daring martyr,
How's my precious little brother?
Let me come home if you miss me.
I would curse Ariel Sharon and call him a Nazi...
Wait a minute... They stopped shooting!
Guys are bleeding, girls are wailing,
only wounded... gee, that's better!
Mother, Fatah, please kill another Jewish settler!
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