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Song Parodies -> "Don't Buy the Wild Boar"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Buy the Liverwurst"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Buy the Wild Boar"

Parody Written by:

Dave Allman

The Lyrics

This little ditty combines 2 of Drudge's top stories today, Amazon's food store announcement and 9 deaths allegedly due to Ebola in the Congo
When you go to Amazon's new gourmet store,
Don't buy the wild boar.
Don't buy the wild boar.
Don't buy the wild boar.
I repeat what I just said before,
Don't buy the wild boar.
Don't buy the wild boar.
Oh buy the musk ox if you must,
The pickled monkey you can trust,
And that roast fox puts you in orbit, AOK.
But that big hunk of wild boar
Has been there since 1994,
And today is 11/10/03.
So when you go to Amazon's new gourmet store,
Don't buy the wild boar.
Don't buy the wild boar.
Don't buy the wild boar.
It'll make your insides awful sore.
Don't buy the wild boar.
Don't ...buy... the.. wild... boooooooooooooarrrrrrrrr!!!

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Who Cares Anyways - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody, i loved it! And gave it 5*s

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