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Song Parodies -> "Wedding Bill Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Wedding Bell Blues"

Original Performer:

5th Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"Wedding Bill Blues"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

We enter a new era of parental obligation........
They just came in, for daughter Jill
I look at her and I see my daughter-in-law May
Oh, but now I have to pay for her wedding day (Wedding day)
Oh, I was on your side, Jill, the day you told us
I'd put some bucks aside, Jill, but then you fooled us
I'd pissed it away, no chance that you'd be marryin' Jill

You loved her so, you always will
And in your choice I thought, just mademoiselles
Oh, but now I have to cough up for those wedding bells (Wedding bells)
I was the one who marched pickets, filed litigation
I didn't foresee the day, you'd find liberation
My credit cards now carry debt you married her Jill
They just came in, those lousy bills

And though devotion I see there, I don't know how
Oh, the bills, for when you took those same sex wedding vows (Holy cow!)
Come on Jill, (help with bills) Come on Jill, (help with bills
You went and married her Jill, and now they're here, the hefty bills
Come on, I got the wedding bill blues, yeah the wedding bill blues
You got to marry her Jill, And now the legal fight, Jill, and all the paperwork Jill
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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David Chrenko - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
What a gay little parody you have here, Rick! You got straight to the point. Butch yer wonderin' if I voted "1s". I homos did, BUT(and that's a BIG BUT), I'd feel queer if I didn't give you some 'Phobic Phives. LOL
Johnny D - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee hee shee shee 5's
alvin rhodes - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
hee hee hee...funny...5s
Birgitta - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick,I like the bills/bills word play here.GJ It's pretty funny too... :-D
Meriadoc - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! You took what could have merely been funny and twisted it into something funnier by bending the gender! I love that! :-D
Jay W - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Sharp, tight, clean. Great job.
Paul Robinson - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - at least she didn't get "Jill-ted" at the alter here. Good job. You already saw my "Gay Marriage" parody today. I guess you could say this Gay Marriage thing was on everybody's lips these days but some folks might take that the wrong way.
Adam (last name withheld) - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I wrote a similar song to the same song. Connection?

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