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Song Parodies -> "A Muscular Boy"

Original Song Title:

"A Must to Avoid"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"A Muscular Boy"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Gotta keep Malcolm wondering... ;-)
She's a muscular boy
And she preys on gullibility
She's a muscular boy
Wants to do it with me!

Thought she was a fox at the start
Now think I should check my eye chart
She's sproutin' some stubble
My resistance I should double
Before I discover 'spare part'

She's a muscular boy
And she majors in virility
She's a muscular boy
And she's flirtin' with me!

You can stare into her pretty blue eyes
Adam's apple it just blows her disguise
So don't try to love her 'cause you'll quickly discover
There's extra bits between her thighs

She's a muscular boy
And she's got added utilities
She's a muscular boy
Hiding plumbing from me

Her lips look inviting it's true
And lots of other guys have swooned at the view
She'll dash all you hopes - just when you're startin' to grope
That's when she'll lay surprise on you!

She's a muscular boy
With her subterfuge I disagree
She's a muscular boy
And she stands up to pee...

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... - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
All right, who's the original performer?
E-G-E-C-T - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
It's Herman's Hermits.
Meriadoc - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I know I put the artist in - I don't know why it didn't show up... ???
Rick Duncan - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
When I was a kid and heard this song, I was sure that "Muscular Boy " was what they were singing. Laughing at stuff like that is probably what got us all into this medium. By the way, thanks for your supportive comments. More on the way.
Anonymous. - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Wouldn't it be gramatically correct to say "He's a muscular boy" since a boy is a male?
mandamoo - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Hahaha ! This is great ! Love the last line !
Peregrin - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Dear Anon, well it would! But then half the joke would be lost hey?
Wild Man - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL...Another gender bender by the dynamic duo. Nice work. Always throwing that curve ball keeps us guessing.
Guy - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice girly man song, you two and another fresh idea. Splendid.
RockandRollFan - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job you two!
AndrewCoolestDude - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes it was a nice one.

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