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Song Parodies -> "Sam & Ronnie Are Never Ever Getting Back Together...Ever?"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Sam & Ronnie Are Never Ever Getting Back Together...Ever?"

Parody Written by:

summeriot

The Lyrics

I know this parody is quite similar to the original lyrics, but I feel it fits, haha (and I realise some parts don't quite fit the timing, like when Sam says "Rahn stahp!" That's how it's supposed to be). I've been watching the fourth season of Jersey Shore (don't judge me, I get sick pleasure out of watching dumb, tanned guideos get drunk and fight) and was thinking about how all the drama used to be surrounding Ron and Sam. They used to fight like every episode! Then Taylor Swift started playing and I knew what I had to do :) So if you're a Jersey Shore fan (or even if you just watch the show) then I hope you enjoy this. If not, go watch it, then you'll get what I'm talking about ^_^ ENJOY! :3
I remember when they broke up
The first time
Back in season one they'd had enough
Cause like
They'd been dating for way less than a month
When they were screaming in eachother's faces
What?!

Then Sam turns around again and says:
"Ronnie, I love you and we really need to change
Trust me"
Don't they remember throwing shit around the place
Sam says: Rahn stahp, stahp, you're trahmatizing meh!

Oh wooh oh oh oh
They fought at Karma again last night
So, oh wooh oh oh oh
This time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you

They
Are never ever, ever getting back together
They
Are never, ever, ever getting back together
Ron'll go talk to Mike who'll talk to Snooki who'll talk to Sam
So maybe, they might be, perhaps, sometime, possibly getting back together
(like maybe?)

I'm really going to miss them having fights
Over
Who Ron hooked up with while he was out last night
And Sam
Would go find him every single time
Saying things like: Rahn this is not OKAY!

Oh wooh oh oh oh
Sam is packing her bags tonight
So, oh wooh oh oh oh
This time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you

They
Are never ever, ever getting back together
They
Are never, ever, ever getting back together
Ron'll go talk to Mike who'll talk to Snooki who'll talk to Sam
So maybe, they might be, perhaps, sometime, possibly getting back together

I used to think they would end it forever ever
But I guess I should never say never

(So he calls her up and he's like: I still love you. I don't' even, like this is exhausting! I thought they were never going to repeat Miami, like ever.)

They
Are never ever, ever getting back together
They
Are never, ever, ever getting back together
Ron'll go talk to Mike who'll talk to Snooki who'll talk to Sam
So maybe, they might be, perhaps, sometime, possibly getting back together

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