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Song Parodies -> "Hypocrite"

Original Song Title:

"Delicate"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Hypocrite"

Parody Written by:

Rebecca Sugar

The Lyrics

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This song is the worst
My reputation can go screw itself
I am I big baby

I'm so fake
Kanye West should roast me more often
Cause this specific song stinks

Boost Mobile reference, where you at?
Romeo save yourself and turn back
I went out of style way way way back

New money suit and tie, look at you
This time, oh, what will you make me do?
Like Bad Blood, the fault's only on you

Cause I hate you

This song's not the best
Not many 1989 singles
Sounded at all 80s
(I had no clue)

I can't make
Any excuses
I can't even make
A proper apology

Is it cool that I said all that?
Have you finished the Pre-K yet?
Or am I just a hypocrite?
(A hypocrite)

Is this cause John Cleese dissed my cat?
Am I "cool and edgy" just yet?
Or am I still a hypocrite?

Am I not? x8

Full of shit?

Dank memes, hipsters, a song does not make?
Was adding dubstep a mistake?
Do the girls back home have songs like I do?

Long nights with my hand up your ass
I was part of a 50 Shades track
On Valentine's Day I should've passed

(That film was poo)

This song you detest
My bubblegum pop and country fusion
Was once quite groundbreaking
(Now it's no use)

Look at me
I'm Donna Lewis and fucking Enya
And maybe Sophie Hawkins

Is the MeToo movement to blame?
Is it cause it "too" rhymes with "lame"?
Is it cause I'm a hypocrite?
(Hypocrite)

Wis wit wool waid why wed wall wet
Wis wit woo woon woo woo wis wet
Wause Why woe whime wa whipowhite

(Whypowhite)

Wham Why wot? x8

Hypocrite

Sometimes I wonder if Britney
Spears's "Everytime" was really
Butchered on nearly every level
Like Psychedelic Furs' "Heaven"

With rain and blue

Should Imogen Heap help again?
Should I just hire Celine Dion?
Or am I still a hypocrite?
(A hypocrite)

(I had no clue)

Does this sound late 90s just yet?
Am I "sexy with sick beats" yet?
Or am I still a hypocrite?
(I am? Who knew)

Should I just take a hiatus?
Or blame it all on the haters
For still being a hypocrite

A hypocrite

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Querty - August 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Dont know the.OS or whatever it is you're talking about, but it looks like one helluva effort, so here's 555
Un Pinche Unicornio - October 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Ay mira! No tengo NADA que ver con las peliculas de JJ Abrams! O, y jodete.
LlamameLennie - October 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Todo el gente empiezan que hablar en linguajes extranjeros para algun razon. Es muy chistoso, creo!!

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