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Song Parodies -> "Taylor Swift V.S. Everybody"

Original Song Title:

"Look What You Made Me Do"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Taylor Swift V.S. Everybody"

Parody Written by:

Logan the Amazing

The Lyrics

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for... THE FIRST EVER PARODY OF “LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO” BY TAYLOR SWIFT!!! It’s finally happened!
This song’s about my last boo
And guys who all got screwed
They all just hated me
Yeah, I lied, then they all just died
This song sounds like Kanye West
His life is really messed
Up, an album by Right Said Fred
Pretty soon, I’ll copy him too (Oh!)

Calvin said I was a snake, well, I said he wasn’t wrong
I ended Katy, now she’s crazy, her success is gone
And now I bet you guys are being tortured by this song
And now it’s time for a ripped off chorus, oh!

Calvin Harris, hate you too
You said I was your boo
You made my face turn blue
When you said “I hate you!”
Yes, cheetah, he’s you’re food
Go eat him, don’t be rude
I’d hate to be you Katy
Have no Grammy and I do

I just copy everyone
They think that I’m a nun
I guess I won’t have a son
Calvin’s gone, I gunned him down (What?)
So some musicians actually have lots of talent, talent
But not for me, I’m Kimmy, all I care about is fashion
I tried to shake it off, but that was a lie
Karma’s been saying everyone must die

So now I’m stuck here dissing random people that I know
And I just made this song to see if I can get some dough
Here’s something random: strawberry weird Irish potato
And now it’s time for another bad chorus, oh!

I’m too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my lovers
Just too sexy for my
I’m too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my lovers
Just too sexy for my love

I don’t like Kanye West and I don’t like Katy
I know she’s jealous of me, hanging with the babies
I don’t like Loki no more he was a sissy
He wasn’t bad enough, his scepter was wimpy
I hate Calvin Harris and I don’t like Kimmy
Hope she gets wrecked, she just acts like a baby
All jealous haters are nothing to me
Selena Gomez is the only one who likes me

“I’m sorry, talented old country Taylor can’t come to the phone right now.”
“Why?”
“Oh, because she turned into an insecure evil childish maniac and is now in the process of trying to wipe out all of mankind and destroying the entire galaxy!” (Oh!)

Ooh, I was in love with you
You bought my favorite shoe
But I broke up with you
Because you smelled like goo
That was so rude of you
To treat me like your tool
Now, baby, you’re on my list
And I’m coming straight for you

Ooh, that’s what you get, you shrew
For being really rude
By ripping off these songs
And even saying you were cool
You’re such a stupid fool
You never went to school
And now that I’m in power
All you people now are screwed
I hope you liked it! Also, “Kimmy” is just a reference to Kim Kardashian. Look What You Made Me Do (Taylor Swift V.S. Everybody)

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Matthias - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Not bad! It's good to see this POS OS getting the hate that it deserves. Pacing is a little wonky a lot wonky during the spoken part but I suppose that wasn't supposed to fit. I liked the I'm Too Sexy part & the random line.
Agrimorfee - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
totally meta- on Her Meta-ness. Well done.
Logan the Amazing - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! I don't know what I could do without your support!
Logan the Amazing - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
BTW, my history teacher's wife was Taylor Swift's fifth grade teacher!! (AIR HORN SFX STARTS PLAYING!!!)
Logan the Amazing - December 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Here's what is says on the gravestone: Here Lies Kim Jong-Swift

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