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Song Parodies -> "New Blog"

Original Song Title:

"Blank Space"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"New Blog"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

About discovering a new TV show to become obsessed with :P
Nice to find you, where you been,
You could show me incredible things,
Magic, madness, heaven, sin,
Looked you up and I thought;

Oh my god, look at these clips,
You look like my next big fix,
I’ll find you on Netflix.

Stunts, effects and hot guys,
You read fangirls like a magazine,
Ain’t funny when spoilers fly,
You’re recommended to me;

So hey, who needs friends,
I’ll bribe them back when this one ends,
Just make my OTP hold hands,
Cause I can watch up to season 7 in a weekend.

(chorus part 1)
It’s not gonna last forever,
It will surely go down in flames,
I’ll be wondering when it’s over,
If the high was worth the pain,
Got a long list of ex-favourites,
They all drove me insane,
Cause the writers love the drama,
And I love their games;

(chorus part 2)
Cause I’m a geek who’s restless,
I’ll take this way too far,
It’ll leave me breathless,
Or emotionally scarred,
Got a long list of ex-favourites,
They all drove me insane,
But I’ve got a new blog baby,
And I’ll type your name.

Worried lip, bloodshot eyes,
Want to buy all the merch, I’m not rich,
Meet-up misses, feeble lies,
You’re my world, baby I’m your bitch;

Ignore what we want,
Make us wait for ten months,
But the worst is yet to come;

Screaming, crying, perfect storm,
You can make all the tables turn,
More dying as we mourn,
Keep me second guessing like;

Oh my god, who is she,
I get drunk on fantasy,
I will only stop to pee,
Cause darling you’re a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

(chorus part 1 & 2)

I only watch shows of they’re torture,
Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn ya,
(repeat both lines)

(chorus part 1 & 2)

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Total Votes: 4

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Peter Andersson - July 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Seems you've gotten the general gist of how to change the theme of a song and enter the parody writing realm - but this has waaay too much left of the original, basically whole lines at several places. No vote, but because of the Viking mythology name thing I figured you deserved a comment. Keep 'em coming!

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