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Song Parodies -> "Wildest Dreams"

Original Song Title:

"Wildest Dreams"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Wildest Dreams"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Taylor Swift's wildest dreams are kinda boring... HERE are some REALLY wild dreams!
Each night when it's time to lie down
My mind goes so crazy... Watching killer clowns
I saw Kevin Smith down a cow
Like an Anaconda... And other visions freak me out

Played t-ball... With demons from Hell
My gut blew... From too much Taco Bell
All my dreams... Might make me wet the bed
Seen a dentist who's pissed

Crazed ghouls dismembered me,
Beat a toucan at chess,
Then lost Russian Roulette, Dang!
Mad chimps just stole my Jeep
Next I wrestled a hen
Every night I'm having my...
Wildest dreams, ah-ha ohhh...
Wildest dreams, ah-ha ohhh...

In bed... My cranium has come unglued
Each eve a new nightmare... Has filled me full of gloom
Where I'm torn apart by war-hounds
Or stuffed into a blender... Since I'm a cannibal's chow

Hit the mall with some drug cartels
Bought some slacks in some lovely pastels
That snake is plaid... And he looks quite pissed
I heard his migh-ty hiss

That dark Dementor's peeved
Caught me groping her chest
That's what made her upset, Dang!
Huge ships of pirate geeks
Played dungeons and dragons
'Stead of pillaging the shore...
Wildest dreams, Ah-ha ooh...
Wildest dreams, Ah-ha ooh...

Weird crap's in my mind's eye
Mangled images in sight
Making... me... frown...
Saw strange stuff while sleeping
Here's just a summ'ry
Of... what... I found...

Jumped right off the high-dive
In a vat of goo that's lime
Wearing... a... gown...
Some visions are creepy
Haunted by zombies
Up... from... the ground (Up... from... the ground...)

I sprouted some feathers, Eeek!
That was just a headdress
But my hands are now webbed, Dang!
Took trips to Ancient Greece
Fire-breathing lions
Cooked me just like a baguette

Chased by anemones
Gave a speech while undressed
Then drowned in my own sweat, Dang!
Bit chips and heard them shriek
Every dusk I lament
Seeing these scenes while I snore (They offend, they offend)
Wildest dreams, Ah-ha ooh...
They're my wildest dreams, Ah-ha ooh...
(At the gay club I saw Thor... Wildest dreams, Ah-ha)
They're my wildest dreams, Ah-ha...

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Rob Arndt - July 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Check your meds! 555!
Peter Andersson - July 27, 2016 - Report this comment
555 - But isn't that how all us true parodists dream? :-P
Agrimorfee - October 28, 2016 - Report this comment
That was pretty wild...and, strangely enough, I had the very same dream last night, except there were no dentists.
Jeff Reuben - November 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Now this would make for a fun video! Except for the clowns. Clowns scare me.
Rob Arndt - November 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Jeff, you have coulrophobia. I hate clowns, puppets, and mimes... but would just shoot them if they became threatening ;-)
bobpiecheese - November 07, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) I wish I had dreams like that. Mostly because then I'd be having dreams, which means that I'm actually sleeping and not just napping in the dark. Delightfully out there, 555!
Max Power - September 18, 2017 - Report this comment
It gets better when you make it lucid.
bobpiecheese - September 19, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!

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