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Song Parodies -> "Fly's Open"

Original Song Title:

"Eyes Open"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Fly's Open"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Yeah, people look at me a little differently when I perform this live. I think they're checking me out :)
Everybody's starin
Everybody's laughin
Some of you are gaspin
Cause my fly-y's open

I'm at the bar, at karaoke and I'm rocking
Hit the high notes that I'm singing
To the girl, I'm serenading
Up on stage, don't know why the crowd is snickering
Don't understand why they are pointing
Then I look down at what I'm wearing
And my fly's open

Everybody sees that my zipper's way down
Everybody's waitin for it to fall out
I know that you're sneakin, peaks in

Cause my fly-y's open
Cause my fly-y's open
Cause my fly-y's open

I'm on a date
So many things in common, she's swell
We're both into snakes and pastels
I can't believe it's going
So well
But when I stand, to buy another round, she
Quickly frowns
And there's nothing that can save me now
I thought I'd make her heart melt
But she looked below the belt
That's when she saw that my fly's open

Guess I wasn't thinkin
Not when I dropped trou
Now she thinks I'm creepy
Because it fell out
Now my date is leavin, leavin

Cause my fly-y's open
Cause my fly-y's open
Cause my fly-y's--

My face is beet red, need some new threads
Cause my fly's open
Wish I'd worn sweats and not fishnets
Cause my fly-y's open

Wish I'd checked the mirror
(Back) at the bathroom sink
Everybody now knows
My undies are pink
And again you're sneakin, peaks in

Cause my fly-y's open
Cause my fly-y's open
Cause my fly-y's open

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Arwen - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Ah Jeff...the pink undies and fishnets work for YOU. :) I'm in love with this...yay!

p.s. Can you believe we both have Taylor Swift stuff up today? What are the odds? ; )
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
It's the unofficial Ages Of Amiright Taylor Swift Contest :)
NorCalLady - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
SirJeff, ~ Duke o'Fly ~ now just add a 'pair o'Chaps' to this delight ! many congrats!!
Arwen - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
As long as either you or I win, that's all that matters! :)
Glen S - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Very funny Jeff. Gotta check those wardrobe malfunctions. Especially enjoyed 'I thought I'd make her heart melt/But she looked below the belt'
NorCALvotrix - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
SirJeff, Lord oFly, you're just lucky that your date wasn't heavin', Sir !
Jeff Reuben - May 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Ms. NorCAL, I certainly hope I don't send my dates off heavin :) And thanks Glen!
brightCAP - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Such a great contrast with the original song! I like the situations you put the narrator in. And how you foreshadow that "it" might fall out, hahah! Favorite line: "I know that you're sneakin, peaks in"
Porfle Popnecker - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
The worst part is when nobody tells you your fly's open and it's a big private joke that everybody's in on except you.
Peter Andersson - May 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, my sty's open and your fly's open, what are the odds?
Abbott Skelding - May 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I like the pink undies and fishnets combo, well done. And you would think that the girl in the story who likes snakes wouldn't mind "it" falling out hahaha...nice work!
GLen S - May 15, 2012 - Report this comment
2nd time around and my favorite line still hasn't changed, but the fishnets and pink undies stand out more on the reread. Also, I've gotten a chance to hear this song played to excess so I appreciate anything that makes fun of this song more now.
Blaydeman - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) XYZ gets 555!
bobpiecheese - May 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I still remember the time I found out that I'd sat through an entire movie with my fly undone. At least the cinema's dark so no-one noticed, it was only when I had to pee afterwards that I discovered it. Whoops. Great parody here, there's nothing worse than an unexpected visit from Mr. Happy. 555!
Arwen - May 29, 2012 - Report this comment
SOTM...still in love. And am now waiting for the video...hahaha.
Matthias - May 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Apparently this song was in The Hunger Games? Yeah... Taylor Swift really sets the mood for people killing each other just to get some food. Anyways, This was a great parody. I love the fishnets and the pink underwear. Hilarious stuff here Jeff! But... errrrr.... XYZ buddy.
Abbott Skelding - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment
See Above...just as funny the second time through!
Max Power - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Open fly...you know why...one of the worst things that can happen on a date.
Agrimorfee - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Very tricky stops/starts in the OS (guess Taylor had the hiccups?) added to to the funniness. Nicely done.
bobpiecheese - March 03, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
brightCAP - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment
It's too bad that this messed up that first date. How many people like snakes AND pastels? Favorite line is still "I know that you're sneakin, peaks in"
Blaydeman - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) See Above ^^^

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