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Song Parodies -> "The Route 22 Song"

Original Song Title:

"22"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"The Route 22 Song"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

I'm not a Taylor Swift fan, and I'm not on U.S. Route 22 that often, but here's a song about a guy and his friends who've had a wild night at places on Route 22 in Bridgewater.
It feels like a perfect night to head out past Clinton
And beat I-78 traffic, uh huh, uh huh
It feels like a perfect night for Taylor ham at midnight
At the Bridgewater Diner, uh huh, uh huh
I'm happy it's cheap but almost broke at the same time
It's miserable but magical (oh, yeah)
Just getting here to Bridgewater really was a hard time
It was a bad time, oh yeah
I don't know about how but I just can't stand Route 22
If I'd crashed out there, I'd be really screwed
You don't know what's gone wrong, you don't even want to
Everything will be all right 'cause it was just street racing on 22
22, yeah, Route 22
It seems like one of those nights
This place is too crowded, too many cool kids, uh huh, uh huh
It seems like one of those nights
We'll ditch the whole scene and overeat instead of sleeping
Yeah
We're happy it's cheap but concerned about the price tag
I'm miserable but it's magical, oh yeah
Tonight's the night when we don't care if one of our cars breaks
It's time uh oh
I don't know about you, but I've had a crazy night on Route 22
But everything will be all right, at least you don't make me feel screwed
You don't know about me, but I bet you want to
And you'll hear about street racing on Route 22
Yeah, U.S. 22, (random singing) 22
I don't know about you, but we're on Route 22, Route 22
It feels like one of those nights
I feel so sick it's obscene
It feels like one of those nights
I won't be sleeping
You look like bad news and now I'm more screwed
Heck, now I'm more screwed
I don't know about you, but I can't drive on 22
Everything will be all right if I just hitch a ride with you
You don't know about me but I bet you want to
And let me hitch a ride with you on 22, yeah, Route 22
It feels like one of those nights
I want to ditch the whole scene
It feels like one of those nights, uh huh, uh huh
I won't be sleeping
It feels like one of those nights
You're just bad channel 4 news but I want a ride with you
I want a ride with you
(Girl: Joe, are you serious? I have a boyfriend.)
(J.C: I don't care).

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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AFW - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Not familiar with this locale...but sounds like quite a ride...55mph for 5 mi
Joe the Crazy Conch - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Well, it's my song, after all. I'll give it a 4-5 at 5.0miles per hour (in other words, no other comments - 455 all the way).

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