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Song Parodies -> "Walk It Off"

Original Song Title:

"Shake It Off"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Walk It Off"

Parody Written by:

Central Clark Network

The Lyrics

Go Cards!

The Cards are losing late.
But they never complain.
That's why people stay. Mmm-hmm.
That's why people stay. Mmm-hmm.

It's the bottom of the eighth.
But they came here to play.
That's why people stay. Mmm-hmm.
That's why people stay. Mmm-hmm.

Cardinals keep cruisin' while takin' a bruisin'. It's like they got Stan Musial in their mind saying, "It's gonna be alright."

'Cause the Cardinals gonna play...
And they're gonna comeback late...
And it's gonna be so great...
When they walk it off! Walk it off!

Heartbreakers gonna break...
But the pitcher's gonna shake...
'Cause the Cardinals gonna take..it as They Walk It Off! Walk It Off!

They sometimes miss a beat.
They get you out your seat.
And now they're down by three
And some say "woe is me."

They never bitch and moan...
They make the plays up as they go...
That's why you never know...
Stick around for the show...

'Cause they keep cruisin' while takin' a bruisin'. It's like they got Stan Musial in their mind saying, "It's gonna be alright."

'Cause the Cardinals gonna play...
And they're gonna comeback late...
And it's gonna be so great...
When they walk it off! Walk it off!

Heartbreakers gonna break...
But the pitcher's gonna shake...
'Cause the Cardinals gonna take..it as They Walk It Off! Walk It Off!

(Stick in some Mike Shannon play by play during the rapping part)

Look at who's coming from the bullpen. We're like "Oh, my god!"
Look, my boots are quakin'.
There's a fella over there who will still drive in a pair. Won't you bring it 'cross the plate so we can seal your fate?

'Cause the Cardinals gonna play...
And they're gonna comeback late...
And it's gonna be so great...
When they walk it off! Walk it off!

Heartbreakers gonna break...
But the pitcher's gonna shake...
'Cause the Cardinals gonna take..it as They Walk It Off! Walk It Off!

(More play by play)

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