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Song Parodies -> "All I Had To Do Was Poop"

Original Song Title:

"All You Had To Do Was Say"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"All I Had To Do Was Poop"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

Inspired by my daily struggle at the office.
People like me always eat too much fiber every breakfast
And people like me work at a desk for very long hours
The feelings start at around noon
But my boss says I can't get up

Poop
Hey, all I have to do is poop
Let it fall into the toilet
Then, I could be more productive and get this work done
But hey, you're the boss man
Let me go before soon or
I'll poop my pants

All I have to do is poop
All I have to do is poop
All I have to do is poop
All I have to do is poop

Here I am, calling people up, selling them insurance
I've been making sales all the live long day
My need to poop keeps getting pushed aside
But that need will be gone as soon as I can go

Poop
Hey, all I have to do is poop
Let it fall into the toilet
Then, I could be more productive and get this work done
But hey, you're the boss man
Let me go before soon or
I'll poop my pants

All I have to do is poop
All I have to do is poop
All I have to do is poop
All I have to do is poop

Let me remind you that this isn't prison
It's an office
The toilet's what I want
No, not the chair
Not the trashcan
Not the sink
Oh, now I really have to poop

Poop
Hey, all I have to do is poop
Let it fall into the toilet
Then, I could be more productive and get this work done
But hey, you're the boss man
Let me go before soon or
I'll poop my pants

Poop
Hey, all I have to do is poop
Let it fall into the toilet
Then, I could be more productive and get this work done
But hey, you're the boss man
Let me go before soon or
I'll poop my pants

All I have to do is poop
All I have to do is poop
All I have to do is poop
All I have to do is POOP!

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Turlington - November 18, 2014 - Report this comment
This is seriously the greatest, funniest thing I have ever read. Bravo!

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