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Song Parodies -> "We are Never Chanting "Heil Hitler""

Original Song Title:

"We are Never Getting Back Together"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"We are Never Chanting "Heil Hitler""

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

We remember the Holocaust and war crimes
Saying, “This is it, we've had enough.” just like
11-11-18 wasn't enough
“Year Zero” was the end, a disgrace (which sucked)
Rebuilding for 10 years the price to pay
Divided in two with territory taken away, West EC
East under the Commies and Stasi
“Hitler, we hate you, the Nazis, and salute!”

Sooo, we shook off Prussian might
In 1990 did reunite, peace is cool, peace is cool

We are never ever gonna chant “Heil Hitler!”
We are never ever gonna chant “Heil Hitler!”
No more aggression, with our dear friends, the EU is friendly
No, we are never ever gonna chant “Heil Hitler!”

Gone forever...

There never will be a Fourth Reich
'Cause with the US and the West we are so tight
For peace is the only time when we use our might
Peacekeeping is our goal and that's just fine

Sooo, we shook off Prussian might
In 1990 did reunite, peace is cool, peace is cool

We are never ever gonna chant “Heil Hitler!”
We are never ever gonna chant “Heil Hitler!”
No more aggression, with our dear friends, the EU is friendly
No, we are never ever gonna chant “Heil Hitler!”

Oh Ja, oh Ja, oh Ja!!!
Das ist gut!!!

Never to be another bold Fuhrer
But then again, “Never say never!” is heard
Hope the Bible's prophecies aren't really true
Antichrist, Euro-might... another fight (we would be doomed)
Putting the old Roman Empire back together!!!

NO!!!

We are never ever gonna chant “Heil Hitler!”
We are never ever gonna chant “Heil Hitler!”
No more aggression, with our dear friends, the EU is friendly
No, we are never ever gonna chant “Heil Hitler!”

No more aggression, with our dear friends, the EU is friendly
No, we are never ever gonna chant “Heil Hitler!”

… UNLESS HE RETURNS!!!

~ “It is necessary that I should die for my people, but my spirit shall rise from the grave and the world will know that I was right.” Adolf Hitler, April 29, 1945
~ “The beast which you saw, once was, now is not, and yet will come up out of the Abyss and go to its destruction. The inhabitants of the earth whose names have not been written in the book of life from the creation of the world will be astonished when they see the beast, because it once was, now is not, and yet will come” Rev 17:8

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Jonathan - November 17, 2014 - Report this comment
my word the original song is insufferable and you've made it enjoyable! 455
Merkin Muffley - November 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Dr. Strangelove is back, but instead of a circular slide rule, he's carrying a Bible and a bushel of 5s.

Regarding your fear of a Nazi resurgence, methinks thou protest too much.

Mr. Chucky G., tear down this site!
Rob Arndt - November 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, Taylor's OS deals with her bad relationships and so I used the German people's troubles with the Third Reich as comparative. People like MM (nice fake SN) obviously do not recognize dark humor and know little of German history beyond Allied victor song views. I included the biblical ref as a direct comparison to what AH claimed in his Testament. Nazism survived WW2 and it lies under the surface of the Bundeswehr and many surviving Nazi companies. In the corporate occult realm it is alive as well. KSK's motto BY WILL ALONE should speak volumes as does their badge with Thule sword raised. In Afghanistan they painted the WW2 Nazi DAK symbol on their vehicles minus Hakenkreuz. Der Spiegel has reported through the decades on German underlying Nazism, even after reunification. No one seems to care.
Merkin Muffley - November 17, 2014 - Report this comment
I care. I care a lot. I Googled the alleged quote by Hitler that you gave in your footnotes. A fellow from Sweden writes that Adolf never said it. The chap says:

The "quote" was just a text to an illustration in the Swedish National Socialist magazine Nordisk Kamp in the 50's or 60's. The man who wrote these words was Göran A. Oredsson, the founder and leader of the Swedish NS party Nordiska Rikspartiet.
The "quote" has been spread across the world, but not many people know the real source of it. It's often said that Hitler uttered these words just before he died. But it isn't true.

In the process of Googling the "quote," I found that EVERY website link on the first two pages was virulently pro-Nazi, pro-Hitler, pro-White race, and pro-conspiracy theories about the evil Jews. I'm sure that in your anti-Nazi crusade you have perused these web sites, all of which proudly exhibit your "quote" from the brilliant, prescient, saviour Hitler.
Oh, I care. I care a lot.
Rob Arndt - November 18, 2014 - Report this comment
MM, Hitler had two Testaments, one personal and the other political. These were completed from February 1945 to April 1945. The claimed quote comes from the political testament that was revised several times between April 2, 1945 to April 29, 1945. Whether Hitler said this as his last words or to MB previously, does not matter. His political testament as recorded by the US states that Hitler's spirit would follow the German people after his death plan. And Vril, which was banned in 1942, KNEW Hitler would fail and that in the far future another German leader would arise to lead the people. Hitler's own second book on foreign policy states that same vision of a NEW leader uniting with Europe against the US in his spirit. You can buy Second Book on Amazon!!! I'm willing to bet 100 percent that no one here besides me knows of the contents of that book or of the writings of the Vril Gesellschaft. You certainly do not!!!
The Observer - November 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Mein Gott.
Patrick - November 18, 2014 - Report this comment
When I was in high school and college I listened to Garner Ted Armstrong who often spoke of German reunification and the rise of the Antichrist from a European Union. The sudden fall of the Berlin Wall brought those memories back to me.
Rob Arndt - November 18, 2014 - Report this comment
@MM, Swedish GO of NR (founded post-war) was not even affiliated nor alliant to any world NS movement. So in a matter of claims on Hitler's political testament, I would rather believe that Hitler said those words to the Party Secretary in April 1945 than an obscure Swede in 1956 or later!!! Hitler is clear in 1945 that both his spirit and that of national socialism would survive the Third Reich. And it does. The German hakenkreuz is the most recognized symbol on earth and Mein Kampf still sells. The name Adolf Hitler will never be forgotten until the Antichrist wages war and kills half of humanity in a Third World War. Btw, I respect anyone's right to disagree and believe what they want. All are free moral agents.

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