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Song Parodies -> "Blank Face"

Original Song Title:

"Blank Space"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Blank Face"

Parody Written by:

Maskworth

The Lyrics

You guessed it.
Nice to meet you, where you been?
I could show you incredible things
Magic, madness, heaven, sin
Saw me there and you thought,
“Oh my God, look at that face
Coming here was a big mistake.”
It's a game, wanna play?

Shoes, running, suit and tie
I can read you like a magazine
Ain't it funny, rumors fly
And I know you heard about me
So hey, let's be friends
You're dying to see how this one ends (literally)
Grab your pages and my hand
I can make the bad guys good for a weekend

So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in tears
You can tell me when it's over
If that note was worth the fear
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm a meme
'Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game!

'Cause you're young and you're reckless
You'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm a meme
But I've got a blank face, baby
And I'll write your name

Cherry ash, blackened skies
I could show you horrendous things
Stolen pages, pretty lies
You're the Queen, baby I'm your King
Find out what you want
Be that man for a month
Wait, the worst is yet to come, oh no

Screaming, crying, dirty stalls
I can make all the tables burn
Heart attack on the bathroom floor
Keep you second guessing like
“Oh my God, where is he?”
I get drunk on jealousy
But you'll come back each time you leave
'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a... nightmare

So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in tears
You can tell me when it's over
If that note was worth the fear
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm a meme
'Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game!

'Cause you're young and you're reckless
You'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I've got a blank face, baby
And I'll write your name

They only want hugs if they're torture
Don't say I didn't say, I didn't warn ya
They only want hugs if they're torture
Don't say I didn't say, I didn't warn ya

So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in tears
You can tell me when it's over
If that note was worth the fear
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm a meme
'Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game!

'Cause you're young and you're reckless
You'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I've got a blank face, baby
And I'll write your name

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