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Song Parodies -> "Break It Off"

Original Song Title:

"Shake It Off"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Break It Off"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Not too much to debate
Folks think that I'm insane
When I separate
From guys that I hate
Then sing songs about my dates
'Cause I can't make 'em stay
With this whack Southern Barbie
Wish I was Beyonce!!!

But I keep boy-choosin'
Can't stop what I'm doing
Gotta keep makin' music
Wasting time, searching for “Mr. Right!”

Gonna make those guys all pay, pay, pay, pay, pay
'Cause I have gotta have my way, way, way, way, way
Crazy, everytime I break, break, break, break, break
I break it off, I break it off
Never take the time to wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Gotta run and escape, 'scape, 'scape, 'scape, 'scape
Crazy, everytime I break, break, break, break, break
I break it off, I break it off

I'll never get that ring
'Cause I would rather sing
About what he did to me
Psycho-drama dontcha see?
I'm forever alone
Posting texts on my cell phone
What the public shouldn't know
'Bout me and how love grew cold

[Taylor, this is getting old]

But I keep boy-choosin'
Can't stop what I'm doing
Gotta keep makin' music
Wasting time, searching for “Mr. Right!”

Gonna make those guys all pay, pay, pay, pay, pay
'Cause I have gotta have my way, way, way, way, way
Crazy, everytime I break, break, break, break, break
I break it off, I break it off
Never take the time to wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Gotta run and escape, 'scape, 'scape, 'scape, 'scape
Crazy, everytime I break, break, break, break, break
I break it off, I break it off

I break it off, I break it off
I, I, I break it off, I break it off
I, I, I break it off, I break it off
I, I, I break it off, I break it off

[Spoken]
Hey, hey, hey
Everyone's gotta know what my relationships are all about
About my insecurities, hard to please, dontcha know?
Material to sing for my endless CDs!!!

[Oh, please... No more!]

All my ex-men
Were once my best friends
'Til we both broke up
Made another bad mistake
I try to act like I don't care
See the Tabloids everywhere
Need another lover, crazy
'Nother heartbreak, break, break

Gonna make those guys all pay, pay, pay, pay, pay
'Cause I have gotta have my way, way, way, way, way
Crazy, everytime I break, break, break, break, break
I break it off, I break it off
Never take the time to wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Gotta run and escape, 'scape, 'scape, 'scape, 'scape
Crazy, everytime I break, break, break, break, break
I break it off, I break it off

I break it off, I break it off
I, I, I break it off, I break it off
I, I, I break it off, I break it off
I, I, I break it off, I break it off

I break it off, I break it off
I, I, I break it off, I break it off
I, I, I break it off, I break it off
I, I, I break it off, I break it off

NEXT!!!
NEED TO WRITE A NEW FAILED RELATIONSHIP SONG!!!

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