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It feels like a perfect night, for rockin at dance clubs
Till I throw out my backside (Oooh Ow! Oooh Ow!)
It feels like the perfect time, for a mid-age crisis
Come check out my new Mustang (Uh huh! Uh huh!)
I'm aging, wise secure and worldly at the same time
It's veteran experience
Tonight I'm gonna try to stay out past 8:30
My time! Uh huh!
Got a new song for you
Cause I'm turning 42
All my clothes are back in style
Now I'm so retro and cool!
Sure I can't drink all night
Well not like I used to
But I know I'll be alright
And my life won't end just cause I'm
Shirt tucked, pants riding too high, my kid is embarrassed
I hear her screaming, DAAAAAAAAAADDDDYYYYYYYYY! (uh oh, uh oh)
It seems like now is the time, to get new glasses
Can't see the menu, or read these lyrics
I'll tip you 42 percent if you would card me
Distinguished, smart and dignified
Fiance' thinks it's hot and sexy that my hair's grey.
Well, Yay! Uh Huh!
Baby I still love you
But I'm turning 42
So I went to see the doc
Cause once a week just won't do!
And he gave me these pills
They're little and light blue
Gonna keep me up all night (all night)
And I won't be lame just cause I'm
How the thirties just flew
I rocked that mullet so tight
Now it's receding
I used to party all night
Now I love sleeping
It seems like now is the time
To up my healthcare, and trim my nose hair, cause now it grows there
Doctor's gonna see you (Doctor's gonna see you)
Cause you're turning 42
Take a listen to your heart
Better check that prostate too!
You got pain in your knees (You got pain in your knees)
And your ankles hurt too
Gonna have to take Advil
So you don't keep feeling like you're
I look down at my waist line
Seems like my gut grew
It feels like now is the time
To ditch the fast foods
Maybe my parents were right
I should be thrifty, 40 is nifty, it's the new 50!
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