-> "They Will Never Ever Ever Quit About The Weather"
Original Song Title:
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Parody Song Title:
"They Will Never Ever Ever Quit About The Weather"
I remember when we would say – with a sigh -
‘What’s the weather gonna do today? The sky
Looks overcast and just a little grey, well I
Live in the UK. Duh!’
Now it’s all supposed to make us scream, hellish!
Met Office is our Weather Warning Team, tell us
When did going out get so extreme?
Oh god – it’s raining! It’s snowing! It’s humid! It’s blowing!
Oooh, ooh-ooh ooh-oohh…
It’s Code Red ‘cos the ice is black
So yooou, ooh-ooh ooh-ooh…
Can’t drive – you might not ever make it back!
They… will never ever ever… quit about the weather
They-ee… are generating terror… ‘bout the British weather
They all talk the talk, say ‘You can’t walk it’s minus three!’
Well they-ee… should really pull themselves together… ‘cos it’s only weather
‘The rain will be severe’ is what they quote – oh shit!
Might have to be rescued in a boat – or it
Could just mean that I need to wear a coat
I might… take my puffa jacket then at least I’ll float…
Oooh, ooh-ooh ooh-oohh…
Oh where the hell is that snowplough?
‘Cos oooh, ooh-ooh ooh-oohh…
Look here – the snow’s up to my ankles now!
We… can never ever ever… quit about the weather
We-ee… are gonna be forever… terrified of weather
There’ll be talk of heatwaves all through August, wait and see (wait and see!)
‘Cos they-ee… will never ever ever ever… quit about the weather!
Oooh, ooh-ooh ooh-oohh… (Storm!) Oooh, ooh-ooh ooh-oohh-ooh… (Sleet!)
Oooh, ooh-ooh ooh-oohh… (Warm!) Oh ohhh….
I used to think… I knew about weather, weather
Now I need a shrink… put me together…
‘Uggghh… so there’s yellow, red and orange, it makes no sense,
These new grades, they’re just – I mean it’s just confusing, you know, like
Why’s it never only bloody weather?
They… will never ever ever… quit about the weather!
They-ee… obsess on it forever… ev’ry kind of weather
When they talk it sounds like the Apocalypse to me
When reall-y… it’s only ever ever ever… just some British weather
(Oooh, ooh-ooh ooh-oohh… ooohh….) Quit about the weather!
Plee-ease! (Ooh-ooh ooh-oohh…) Ohh!!! Pull yourselves together!
Other countries have it worse than us you must agree (constantly!)
Hey-ee… let’s say a really big ‘Whatever’… to the British weather
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