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Song Parodies -> "We Were Never Never Ever Best Friends Forever"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Never Never Ever Getting Back Together"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"We Were Never Never Ever Best Friends Forever"

Parody Written by:

thelastaurora

The Lyrics

How Taylor met someone at a party and now that girl is stalking Taylor and proclaiming to be her BFF.
I remember when I met you the first time
Saying, "How are you, my name is Taylor," 'cause like
We only saw each other once or twice
When you added me to Facebook (What?)
Then you continued to announce
"Taylor, it was cool I met you and now we're friends," O really?
Remember how we only said two lines?
I say, "my friend's here, i'll see you, maybe, even add you."

Ooh, you added me again tonight
But ooh, this time I won't ignore I won't ignore

We were never, ever, ever best friends together
We have never, ever, ever been out together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my hand but not to me
So please don't ever ever ever say we're friends forever

Whatever...

I'll really like it if you stop adding
me to your Facebook relationship status
And you would find someone else to stalk and to boast
Fantasizing she's your secret friend, and it's COMPLICATED
And you would hide away and find your peace of mind

Ooh, you added me again tonight
But ooh, this time I won't ignore I won't ignore

We were never, ever, ever best friends together
We have never, ever, ever been out together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my hand but not to me
So please don't ever ever ever say we're friends forever

Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Oh oh oh

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