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Song Parodies -> "We Will Never Ever Find A Show That's Better"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"We Will Never Ever Find A Show That's Better"

Parody Written by:

Adam & Andrew

The Lyrics

South Park Tribute
I remember watching South Park the first time
Cartmen, Kenny, Kyle, Stan made me laugh all night
Jimmy and Timmy got into a cripple fight
Subways Jared wants to give you aids
Japan tried to rule the world with Chinpokomon
But the Japanese penis was too small (god damn)
Mongolians break down my shiddy waw
Adam Sandler in PHHHT is rated ARRRG for pirates

Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum - that's how the book of Mormon was written
Mooooom - Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet

We will never ever ever, find a show that's better
When one little Panda put his furry willy in another Panda's ear, that makes me a sad panda
Cartman's mom is a slut, what what in the butt, Livinalie Timmy (Timmie!)
We will never ever ever, find a show that's better

I want to finger bang bang you in my life
But we got to have a human host body for the anti-christ (Hail Satan)
Towlie's gonna git a lil high
Stan Darsh if you french fry when you pizza your gonna have a bad time

Doooo you like fish sticks what are you a gay fish
Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents

We will never ever ever, find a show that's better
Lemmiwinks solves catafish's riddle while shake weight gives you money for cab fare
Chef was fine making fun of Christians Jews museums but not scientology
But we will never ever ever, find a show that's better

Jackin it Jackin it Jackity Jack
Spanking it jacking it spankity Smack
Jackin it Jackin it Jackity Jack - Jackin for the Lord

Blame Canada - they're not even a real country anyway
Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.

Randy taking the biggest turd of all time was a really good accomplishment
Is South Park the best show ever well, I'm pretty sure but not HIV positive
Garrison's gay, drugs are bad mmkay, Oh my god they killed Kenny (You Bastards)
We will never ever ever EVER, find a show that's better

Find a show that's better
Find a show that's better
The Lochness monster will do what it can to get about a $3.50
We will never ever ever, find a show that's better

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